» Not Losing Your Virginity

First.
Yeah.

Pop.

shit there goes my viginity
(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 12:26, More)

» Why I was late

Tortoise
Best excuse when I was at school all those years ago....
Kid turns up just as lessons restart after lunch. Claims his tortoise had escaped and he had spent all morning chasing around the garden!
Teacher was laughing so hard he got let off!!!!!!!
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 11:51, More)

» Dentists

first again
Whooooo

First two weeks running.

I must be really bored at work.

My dentist is Mr Patel. Great bloke.

edit : fuck sox !!!!!!!! second!!

I LIKE THIS !
(Thu 2nd Nov 2006, 14:52, More)