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Yesterday...
I work in a pub/restaurant, behind the bar, and, just yesterday a rather large group of fatties came in. My co-workers and I, quietly and rather informally, referred to this party as 'the big party', due to the fact that there was rather a large number of them.
A while into their session, I was asked by one of them (the fattest fatty whom I had built quite a rapport with) to investigate a previously ordered coffee, which they had yet to recieve. I walked a short distance to the coffee machine and asked a colleague to make the drink.
I was asked by her where said beverage was to be taken to once prepared, to which I instantly and absent mindedly replied, "THE BIG PEOPLE", accompanied by a blatant point in their direction, and the realisation that they had watched/listened to the whole thing.

Needless to say the rapport and a generous tip was lost.
(Mon 1st Dec 2008, 13:23, More)