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My mate
works at a funeral directors. The boss is a right miserable cunt and barks orders at people all day long. One day he demands my mate makes him a cup of tea and holds out his cup without even making eye contact. Said mate returns five minutes later with a lovely cup of tea for the boss only the cup had made an unplanned stop at the morgue in the basement and had been lovingly massaged with the bell end of a corpse. The boss takes a sip and says "Mmm, nice- thanks". My mate felt guilty for about eight seconds.
(Sat 20th Sep 2008, 15:34, More)

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Fresh Pringles?
If you lose the lid off your pringles, peel the lid off a tin of Kit-e-kat, it fits just inside the tube of Pringles just right. Bonus benefit is that you have unique Rabbit and Turkey flavour Pringles.
(Sun 23rd Mar 2008, 23:13, More)

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Chinese government?
If you have slaughtered hundreds of Tibetan protesters in cold blood, be sure to publish a list of 21 most wanted offenders, they are sure to hand themselves in peacefully.
(Sun 23rd Mar 2008, 0:13, More)

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Cant think of a good tip?
Type some random bollocks, that will do.
(Sun 23rd Mar 2008, 0:21, More)

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Wifes birthday prezzie
Buy her hypnotherapy sesions for stopping smoking/losing weight or whatever, then bung the therapist to deliver a mind trance to make her believe your putrid man fat does infact smell and taste like Baileys Irish cream.
(Sat 22nd Mar 2008, 23:54, More)