» Sleepwalking

couple of stories
A friend of mine walked into his living room and pissed all over the place, his brother was a violent one. If you ever had the mispleasure of bumping into him while sleep walking he wouldnt waist a second before doing his best bruce lee and kicking you in the face. their neighbor once walked across the street and knocked on their door at 5 in the morning while sleeping.

ive never done anything worth mentioning, just walking around saying things and the like.
(Tue 28th Aug 2007, 3:30, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

im apparently a good looking guy
ive had three stalkers this year, what is it about me that makes a girl want to call my house just to hear my voice?
(Sat 18th Nov 2006, 3:49, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

a buddie of mine
has a super crush on a thirty two year old scott who works with his parents...she is currently in scottland, he wont even go out with other high school girls he loves her so much.
(Fri 29th Sep 2006, 22:30, More)