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Cheesey Crotch
When i was round abouts 16 me and my mates doing what we did best......bugger all... feeling rather bored sitting outside the birmingham academy waiting for a gig to start (why the fuck we used to get there 5-6 hours before doors in the middle of winter i dont know) i decided that we should all go to pizza hut and eat instead of sitting in the pissing rain so off we went.
all sitting nice and warm watching those poor gits still sittin outside waiting for doors we get our drinks and order our food, now to this day i still cannot remember exactly what i saidbut it obviously peeved my friend off who tried to kick me under the table causing the whole bloody thing to slide into my lap powdered parmesan, dried chillies drinks and all as you can imagine i wasnt best pleased and a rather colourful burst of the english language spouted from my mouth, it just kept on flowing until i noticed the family sitting behind me with the 2 rather young children all looking absolutley mortified, anywhoo the manager shows up and asks me to leave at which point one of my friends dumps one of the unspilt parmesan tubs on his head and we all run off laughing.................back to the pissing rain with......... no pizza.......and still an hour to wait, who had the last laugh there?
(Fri 1st Sep 2006, 17:14, More)