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I am made of processed cheddar. I can type 3600 words per minute. I slay dragons regularly. I eat only gold and fire. I have built in GPS navigation. I can juggle live hedgehogs. I am the right hand man of the sultan of Brunei. I make and sell sorbet and wooden chairs in my spare time. I speak fluent braille. I am, by myself, the Men In Black. I stole the crown jewels. I am the Matrix. I am a drunken boxing grand champion. I was the last player to bat .400. I can fly. I am a sumo grand champion in Canada. I make and sell my own brand of pretzels. My bones are made of reinforced concrete. I do not sweat. I was once the Sultan of Tanzania, but that was a while ago. I conquered Rome. Twice. I discovered the secret recipe for silly putty. I am not of this world. I have found a higher plane of existense, and am currently patenting it for sale to the Japanese. I played Optimus Prime in the broadway interpretation of Transformers. I have won 12 oscars, 2 emmies, a people's choice award, 6 MTV music and movie awards, and somehow, a vibe award. I know who Batman is, but I'm not telling. I'm Batman. I wrote Hamlet. I am Hamlet. I teach archery to the blind. I invented coffee. I have more kidneys than I know what to do with. You can't have any. I have cloned a human baby, but I'm not going to show you, so STOP ASKING!
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I am made of processed cheddar. I can type 3600 words per minute. I slay dragons regularly. I eat only gold and fire. I have built in GPS navigation. I can juggle live hedgehogs. I am the right hand man of the sultan of Brunei. I make and sell sorbet and wooden chairs in my spare time. I speak fluent braille. I am, by myself, the Men In Black. I stole the crown jewels. I am the Matrix. I am a drunken boxing grand champion. I was the last player to bat .400. I can fly. I am a sumo grand champion in Canada. I make and sell my own brand of pretzels. My bones are made of reinforced concrete. I do not sweat. I was once the Sultan of Tanzania, but that was a while ago. I conquered Rome. Twice. I discovered the secret recipe for silly putty. I am not of this world. I have found a higher plane of existense, and am currently patenting it for sale to the Japanese. I played Optimus Prime in the broadway interpretation of Transformers. I have won 12 oscars, 2 emmies, a people's choice award, 6 MTV music and movie awards, and somehow, a vibe award. I know who Batman is, but I'm not telling. I'm Batman. I wrote Hamlet. I am Hamlet. I teach archery to the blind. I invented coffee. I have more kidneys than I know what to do with. You can't have any. I have cloned a human baby, but I'm not going to show you, so STOP ASKING!
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