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» I'm going to Hell...
I'm going to Hell because...
...instead of answering the question, I'm just going to post a large photo of Paul McCartney.
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 18:26, More)
I'm going to Hell because...
...instead of answering the question, I'm just going to post a large photo of Paul McCartney.
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 18:26, More)
» Oldies vs Computers
Hey, if you're reusing the questions...
Parents are stupid
First post...blah blah blah
Last year my parents finally took the plunge and bought a computer to get on this t'internet that everyone was talking about. Having managed to set the thing up themselves they called on their dilligent son (me) for a crash course in using the internet. To be fair they picked things up quicker than I thought they would and were off surfing in no time.
I went back a week later for Sunday dinner and asked if everything was ok with the computer. "Fine", my dad replied. My mum just gave me a sheepish look. Later that afternoon I logged on to their computer to check my emails and was flabbergasted to see that their internet history was full of gay pr0n sites.
"Er, why are all these sites in your history?" I asked - visions of my dad, a gimp and a family tragedy filling my head.
"That's your fault!", piped up my mum indignantly. You said if I typed "Hot male" into the search engine it would take me to the email login".
"That would be m-a-i-l, mum".
"Oh".
Thing is there were loads of sites. She'd obviously tried dozens of links.
Absolutely 100% Stolen. But you liked it the last time someone posted it!
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 15:37, More)
Hey, if you're reusing the questions...
Parents are stupid
First post...blah blah blah
Last year my parents finally took the plunge and bought a computer to get on this t'internet that everyone was talking about. Having managed to set the thing up themselves they called on their dilligent son (me) for a crash course in using the internet. To be fair they picked things up quicker than I thought they would and were off surfing in no time.
I went back a week later for Sunday dinner and asked if everything was ok with the computer. "Fine", my dad replied. My mum just gave me a sheepish look. Later that afternoon I logged on to their computer to check my emails and was flabbergasted to see that their internet history was full of gay pr0n sites.
"Er, why are all these sites in your history?" I asked - visions of my dad, a gimp and a family tragedy filling my head.
"That's your fault!", piped up my mum indignantly. You said if I typed "Hot male" into the search engine it would take me to the email login".
"That would be m-a-i-l, mum".
"Oh".
Thing is there were loads of sites. She'd obviously tried dozens of links.
Absolutely 100% Stolen. But you liked it the last time someone posted it!
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 15:37, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
When I was 7 the most inportant question in my life to that point was...
Did I want a Yo Yo or a biscuit?
Went for the Yo Yo, was very happy but then I realised why I wanted the biscuit.
I WAS FUCKING HUNGRY.
Poor, poor decision on my part at the time, I really do regret it.
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 16:50, More)
When I was 7 the most inportant question in my life to that point was...
Did I want a Yo Yo or a biscuit?
Went for the Yo Yo, was very happy but then I realised why I wanted the biscuit.
I WAS FUCKING HUNGRY.
Poor, poor decision on my part at the time, I really do regret it.
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 16:50, More)
» Your first cigarette
Click 'I Like this' ...
... if the lack of a new QOTW is causing you to smoke.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 13:15, More)
Click 'I Like this' ...
... if the lack of a new QOTW is causing you to smoke.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 13:15, More)
» Unexpected Good Fortune
I was in goal for the school team yesterday...
One on one, player running towards me, and damn cheek of him, I dived at his legs, and he rolled the ball under me...
Luckily, I managed to elbow him in the bollocks, so the ball got cleared. And his got mashed.
Which was nice.
(No, he didn't get up, I think he's probably still lying there.)
(Thu 21st Sep 2006, 17:19, More)
I was in goal for the school team yesterday...
One on one, player running towards me, and damn cheek of him, I dived at his legs, and he rolled the ball under me...
Luckily, I managed to elbow him in the bollocks, so the ball got cleared. And his got mashed.
Which was nice.
(No, he didn't get up, I think he's probably still lying there.)
(Thu 21st Sep 2006, 17:19, More)