» Pet Peeves

Paxi Taxi Drivers
Asian taxi drivers who don't understand speed limits, what indicators are for, park on yellow lines-cycle paths-pavements and anywhere else they fucking like
drive like total cunts with no lane discipline cutting people up - and that's just the ones in Bedford - if you don't believe how bad they are, I've posted photos of the cunts on www.betterdrivingplease.com - just search on "Bedford" and "taxi" - you'll see what I mean - Death on the roads (and pavements)----aaah I feel better now ;)
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 0:20, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

Punching out an arsehole
I regret not punching a guy in the face who did me out of a fair sum of money.
The smug arsehole may think he's got away with it, but one day I shall take my terrible revenge........
(Wed 11th Oct 2006, 17:43, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

woooo
Emma Bolton in Grange Hill
she is just so damn cute.....
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 22:28, More)

» IT Support

Standard IT Support Answer
if it doesn't work - just switch it off and back on again - usually worded as "Power it down and back up again" by the more pretentious
(Thu 24th Sep 2009, 17:55, More)

» Insults

GFO
Heard from 2 separate sources in the early 80's

once from someone called Clive, who my friend had amusingly pushed off his bike - his retort was "Get Fuck Off!"
Then strangely enough, a rather rotund kid called Colin, that we were ripping the piss out of by asking him when he last saw his willy, replied with "Get Fuck Off!"

It made I laugh and laugh, and even to this day I use the phrase often with bemused looks from the victim
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 18:09, More)