» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Usingg it to tyyype rhis
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(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 13:58, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

I'll add to the many anti-'friends' postings.
A 'comedy' for people who don't like to go to the actual effort of laughing out loud.

Friends= sitcom enjoyed exclusively by teenage girls, gays and mentals.

If you're not in the first two categories, then you're in the last one.
(Sun 18th Oct 2009, 10:44, More)

» Public Sex

Public sex story, but different
I'll keep it brief.

I had a wonderful friend at sixth-form: very intelligent, very beautiful and very funny. With long wavy, blonde hair and massive waps.

And she was keen on me, very keen. Which was not something I'd anticipated, being more than a bit of a geek at school.

Anyway, after one particularly drunken sixth-form party she suggested we get some fresh air. And after a very pleasant moonlit stroll around the local park's lake (softly quacking, snoozing ducks), she suggested we sit on the see-saw.

After we'd shared a cigarette, she told me how much she cared for me and wondered if I felt the same.

....to which I had to admit that I'd never really thought of her in that way as I'm gay, and assumed she'd always known.

Well, her night couldn't get any worse: An embarrassing admission of secret teenage desires, and no outdoor-sex.

It couldn't get any worse. It could- Upset, she leant back to make her escape, and put her hand in a big pool of cold, congealing spunk and fell off the see-saw.
(Thu 23rd Apr 2009, 15:44, More)