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» How nerdy are you?

Unlike Douglas Adams (RIP),
I actually do make jokes in base-13.

God I hate being single
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 22:54, More)

» Sex Toys

One word:
Aneros.

Buy one.
Follow the instructions and be patient.
Oh yes.

They don't vibrate or anything (not by themselves, anyway) but good God will you enjoy it.
(Fri 18th May 2012, 22:13, More)

» Dentists

Anaesthetic?
I went for a checkup some years ago with a loose tooth, I was fairly content to let nature take its course. So I recline in the chair and a Christopher Lee type prods said tooth and proclaims "hmm, you've got a loose tooth", at which point he proceeds in gripping it twixt thumb and forefinger and giving it a jolly good yank. Not much pain, but the sheer surprise did make gag on the blood trickling down my throat.
(Sat 4th Nov 2006, 1:46, More)