» Crazy Relatives

'click this if you like toast'
That is all.
*Edit* That makes me a CRAZZZZY relative if you ask me.
(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 11:51, More)

» Top Tips

Top Tip on how to end the world
Dont have kids and then when everyone has stopped having them blow up the world with loads of bombs and stuff and that is how you end the world.

Thats what i think anyway...
(Wed 13th Dec 2006, 0:15, More)

» Ripped Off

Poo
I have just had an email off of a friend telling me about the fact that he was "wrestling with the biggest shit in his life". it turns out it wasn't that impressive and i feel ripped off about the fact that he lied and cheated me into the fact that it was impressive and anal rippingly big. But it wasn't.

Length and girth not that impressive I'm sorry to say but it was oh so satisfying.
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 11:29, More)

» Top Tips

TOP TIP
Never piss into the wind you might get wet.

Never tell anyone about your habit of touching little boys.

Regards

IAMYOUNOTME
(Mon 4th Dec 2006, 14:07, More)

» Debt pron

BITCH
Just had someone come in to the office selling original artwork which has now made my pocket £60 lighter.

see below:


this picture is now on sale on freeads if anyone is interested after alot of piss taking at work...

Better? thanks for letting me know
(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 13:41, More)