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» Spoooky Coincidence

Coincidentally...
I see the same LycraMan cyclist on my way home from work. No matter what time I leave, there he is, on the exact same brow of the hill, blocking half the road right on a blind corner. Wiggling his shiny bottom in my face. Taunting me.

I think the Lord is giving me a sign. Mow him down! Mow him down!
(Wed 14th Feb 2007, 10:59, More)


» Ripped Off

Some positive feedback for eBay
I sold a Keane CD on eBay for £40. I didn't suggest a price; some idiot bid this high for it.

Let's skim over why I had a Keane CD in the first place.
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 14:02, More)

» Ripped Off

Ryan Ground
I was ripped off by Ryan Air when I paid them money to fly me from one place to another. In the end, I had paid them money to sit for hours in an airport then make my own way home. And let me tell you, no matter how many times you bang your head on Ryan Air's brick wall, you never get any money to come out.
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 17:43, More)

» Personal Hygiene

The Hair Washing Competition
Two women in my office seem to be having some weird kind of anti-hair washing competition. Every day for the past week one (Lady A) has walked past my desk area and asked the other one (Lady B) "how long has it been?" or "how's it going, is it holding up?"

Lady A is currently boasting a full 9 days but Lady B is lagging behind with a paultry 4 days.

Wash your hair, tramps! There is nothing good to be gained from grease!
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 13:24, More)
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