» Top Tips

DON'T waste money ...
... on expensive iPods. Simply think of your
favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply
think of another song you like and hum that instead.
(Wed 13th Dec 2006, 11:48, More)

» Tightwads

Me?
It has taken 4 days to find a unsecured Wifi connection to make this post from ...
(Sun 26th Oct 2008, 18:52, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

Getting married for sex ...
... is like buying a 747 for the complementary peanuts.

I wish some f**ker had told me this before I did. Then she went Ryanair on me and was too tired and just wanted to cuddle. She didn't like it when I started flying with other carriers!

Length - don't care so long as there is enough leg room.
(Mon 16th Apr 2007, 9:47, More)

» Strict Parents

Please help!!!!
My mother is so strict she told me thay if I don't make it to the Best page she'll take away my keyboard and mouse.

So click "I like this!" now

Her cane is a good 4 foot long!
(Fri 9th Mar 2007, 14:19, More)

» Work Experience

Ghastly
Work. A horrible nasty experience. Got to go through it all again tomorrow, and the day after, and then Thursday, and Friday

Length? Until I'm 75 at least :-(
(Tue 15th May 2007, 0:19, More)