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» Best Graffiti Ever

On the back of a toilet door...
in my university library, someone had written in huge letters, with a black marker pen "Jesus Saves". In small biro scrawl underneath, some wit had appended "but John the Baptist scores on the rebound".

Perficio satura.
(Sat 5th May 2007, 16:22, More)

» Will you go out with me?

Pants
I first met my considerably better half after I'd just been for my bi-annual trip to M&S.

The first thing she said to me was "What have you been up to?"

The first thing I said to her was "I've been buying pants", which I proceeded to show to her.

Now, after five years and despite her best effort, I still have a talent for telling it like it is.
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 14:44, More)