» Terrible Parenting

cunt rag
I used to work in a local tesco and a 5 or 6 yr old kid was climbing on the freezers in the aisle i was working in at the time time with my mate Mikey. we heard the woman tell the kid "you better stop that or the man will put you out". Mikey plays along and bends down and says "yeah you better behave!"

The kid replies "Fuck off ya cuntrag!"
The mum smiles and walks off. I pissed myself!
(Fri 17th Aug 2007, 20:11, More)

» Cross Dressing

Dirty Ride
not me, my friend who we shall name garry the goth.

He got taken to a new bar that opened by his girlfriend and her two gay friends. he was chatted up by an elderly gentleman wearing what he describes as the shortest skirt ever. how was he chatted up i hear you cry?

"I bet your a really dirty ride!"

followed by at a later point in the evening when garry was with said girlfriend;

"this your girlfriend? she's rubbish, i'm more woman than her....."
(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 20:34, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Fireworks
They're just lights that make a loud noise in a freezing field! and they're all the same!!
(Tue 20th Oct 2009, 16:09, More)

» Voyeurism

One of my flatmates....
seems not to understand the shout "im having a wank" when he knocks on the door of another of my flatmates rooms. few times now hes jst walked in on flatmate two midstroke...we're slightly worried
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 22:14, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

in my bed....
...one night after a heavy night out with my flatmates. i left early for some reason. my door opens just as i'm getting to sleep. it's my flatmate coming to introduce me to some girl he's pulled. conversation goes something like clashrock's flatmate: "clashrock, this is...."
clashrock: "your from bathgate!!!"
clashrocks flatmates ladyfriend: "so are you!!!"


we no longer live in bathgate but a much nicer place indeed.
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 10:47, More)