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» Pathological Liars

Bullshit Chris!
Given the 'Courts' area in Liverpool now gets policed a lot due to rabid fear of goths and moshers, bullshit Chris may not be known to most young folks. I feel this is a great pity.

Bullshit Chris claimed, amongst other things, to carry around dehydrated water (as given to him by the army), and that because of said army linkage he could have folks with guns and helicopters come to Courts anytime he wanted, amongst other things.

Very special guy.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 0:30, More)

» Expensive Mistakes

My brother
two hours late the previous afternoon. Seems someone found suspicious-looking abandoned luggage on the train.

Strange coincidence, that.

(Sat 27th Oct 2007, 4:28, More)

» Conned

Pittance
The Cheap-ass mcCheap tumbledryers at university that would take around six turns to get your clothes warm, nevermind dry, had no return coin slot.

Spending 1p per turn because of lazy design on machines that were supposed to only take 20p? Can't complain.
(Sat 20th Oct 2007, 12:15, More)

» Voyeurism

Went both ways
November 5th, bonfire night, went to an organised firework display complete with four bottles of ale for the downing.

Post downing nature takes its course; only the stupid bastards who organised the thing had decided against providing any toilet facilities. Options being limited to a nearby lake, forest, or field, I go for the forest. Do my thing.

Hear a rustling sound and glance across, and about five trees away is someone else doing their thing. An awkward wave exchange was had, and we both went off our respective ways.
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 8:41, More)