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I wish I had a hat

Hello, my name is Mark.

I cut all my dreadlocks off, now I have short hair.

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» Top Tips

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Bored of sex with your wife?

Simply sit on her for half an hour, hey presto!, she will go numb and it will feel like someone else is doing it.
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 13:11, More)

» Irrational Fears

I agree with
pb4ugo2bed and kaydup, I can't ever remove anything from the freezer.

I onced tried to bite an ice lolly because everyone else was..... it wasn't a good idea.

I also have my bizzare thing with white sugar, I just can't stand the way it looks, smells, feels or the way it sort of clumps together and always looks dirty.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 16:43, More)