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» Protest!
stupid rule in high school
in high school they made up a stupid rule meaning that you couldn't hang around in groups of more than 6 :-/ so pretty much everyone ( a group of about 1000 people) decided they weren't going to go to lessons for the rest of that day :)
(Fri 12th Nov 2010, 18:27, More)
stupid rule in high school
in high school they made up a stupid rule meaning that you couldn't hang around in groups of more than 6 :-/ so pretty much everyone ( a group of about 1000 people) decided they weren't going to go to lessons for the rest of that day :)
(Fri 12th Nov 2010, 18:27, More)
» Irrational Hatred
Stupid noisy toddlers in public places
I get so infuriated if i'm in a public place and i can hear some toddler screaming its head off or just making general stupid noises, especially in restaurants...
oh also last time i helped my mum with the shopping she had to almost physically restrain me from drop kicking a toddler all the way down the isle of sainsburys because he was crying about not being allowed pom bears, they may be some of the best crisps ever but it's no excuse to be noisy when there are hungover shoppers around. Rant over.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2011, 22:04, More)
Stupid noisy toddlers in public places
I get so infuriated if i'm in a public place and i can hear some toddler screaming its head off or just making general stupid noises, especially in restaurants...
oh also last time i helped my mum with the shopping she had to almost physically restrain me from drop kicking a toddler all the way down the isle of sainsburys because he was crying about not being allowed pom bears, they may be some of the best crisps ever but it's no excuse to be noisy when there are hungover shoppers around. Rant over.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2011, 22:04, More)
» Narrow Escapes
served him right
back when i was in primary school i was sat next to this guy who thought it would be funny to knock my work off the table, as i bent down to pick it up off the floor a cover off the ceiling lights fell and cut all his head open and just avoided me cos i was nelt down :) served him right
(Sat 21st Aug 2010, 19:33, More)
served him right
back when i was in primary school i was sat next to this guy who thought it would be funny to knock my work off the table, as i bent down to pick it up off the floor a cover off the ceiling lights fell and cut all his head open and just avoided me cos i was nelt down :) served him right
(Sat 21st Aug 2010, 19:33, More)
» Grandparents
Smashing
My other grandad made it into the local paper once because he got into a drunken fight and pushed someone through a shop window, the best part was that he thought he'd murdered them because one of the shop dummies had been broken in half.
He once went on holiday with his mates without telling my grandma first. He just left a note saying "gone away, please feed tomatoes".
He also has been banned from my local Wetherspoons 3 times for arguing with the bar staff for not pouring pints properly. (in his defence he used to own a pub)
He nearly got into trouble for shouting "Sit down! You obviously weren't made in St Helens" to some asian people at a rugby match. He didn't mean it in a racist way, he meant that they weren't made of glass so he couldn't see the pitch.
He also pronounces Chinese as 'Cha Knees' He pronounces cheese as 'chaze' and has many other words that are of no local slang/accent despite living in Atherton for most of his life and then moving to near Blackpool.
(Mon 6th Jun 2011, 17:00, More)
Smashing
My other grandad made it into the local paper once because he got into a drunken fight and pushed someone through a shop window, the best part was that he thought he'd murdered them because one of the shop dummies had been broken in half.
He once went on holiday with his mates without telling my grandma first. He just left a note saying "gone away, please feed tomatoes".
He also has been banned from my local Wetherspoons 3 times for arguing with the bar staff for not pouring pints properly. (in his defence he used to own a pub)
He nearly got into trouble for shouting "Sit down! You obviously weren't made in St Helens" to some asian people at a rugby match. He didn't mean it in a racist way, he meant that they weren't made of glass so he couldn't see the pitch.
He also pronounces Chinese as 'Cha Knees' He pronounces cheese as 'chaze' and has many other words that are of no local slang/accent despite living in Atherton for most of his life and then moving to near Blackpool.
(Mon 6th Jun 2011, 17:00, More)
» Vandalism
oh another one from high school
in my music class we were all given ring binder folders that we had to put our work in, and one lesson i was given my folder and in pink highlighter someone had wrote "patrice ere bein well bored ov music" eventually i found out that it was a girl a couple of years below me and i couldn't understand why you would want to write your name on a music folder... especially if you're name was Patrice :-/
(Fri 8th Oct 2010, 22:22, More)
oh another one from high school
in my music class we were all given ring binder folders that we had to put our work in, and one lesson i was given my folder and in pink highlighter someone had wrote "patrice ere bein well bored ov music" eventually i found out that it was a girl a couple of years below me and i couldn't understand why you would want to write your name on a music folder... especially if you're name was Patrice :-/
(Fri 8th Oct 2010, 22:22, More)