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crazy cousins
i have a few potty cousins but this one really sticks out to me.

i have this cousin who lives up in scotland, a little younger than myself, who's really into the WW2 japanses Kamikaze pilots (he's whitetrash BTw), so much so that he tries to emulate them and has done for a number of years by crashing into parked cars yelling BANZAIIIIIII!. god knows how many times he's gone to hospital. but one event i actually whitnessed, he had just had a moped bought by his parents (it was in a nice red and white colour...) and so was absolutly ecstatic. i had to go to the pub for a bit (hair of the dog), when i returned he had attached wings and 'bombs' of flour onto his moped and was racing round the cul de sac untill someone parked up their car. there was a yell of 'BANZAIIII!' then he went headon to the parked car, he hit it then there was a puff of flour a spectacular site to behold. just wish i had got pictures :(
(Tue 10th Jul 2007, 17:07, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

this is a story of a right Twunt...
..who fucked me about for god knows how long, he ripped the piss one last time when we went camping, heh he just said one word and that was it. I was on him like a drunk bezerk Gorilla (apparantly), i got him around the neck and slammed him down, then got him into a choke hold until he mearly passed out.

scratched deep the bitch, at least he was better afterwards, but still is a cock.

i'll carry on about him and what he did to other people (in one week):

-teabagged about 3 people (teabagging is the act of inserting ones testicals into someone elses mouth, the victims are usually male)

- making another person take a shower in their cloths and taking their clothes

he is also a closet gay, hope he'll get genital warts or something
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 18:27, More)

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woo hoo
(Thu 5th Jul 2007, 17:09, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

this sickens me!
www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/music/michael-jackson/ just look at him, how can he be real?
(Wed 27th Jun 2007, 11:43, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

some of this stuff is worse than goatse
i've seen some pretty sick stuff in my time.

rotten.com is grusome at times, yet i must have become used to the horriffic sights as some of it doesn't look real to me.

also went to a freakshow at the local agricultural show, it was just like a museum to me, it comtained freaky animals, skeletons and foetuses.

proberbly the most horriffic thing i have seen is me not being affected by sickening sights as such.
(Mon 25th Jun 2007, 11:56, More)