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» Housemates from hell
Unfortunately...
I'm stuck with two of the biggest cunts known to man. They keep nicking my food from the fridge, barging into my room, and telling me to 'turn the music down'.
Parents, eh?
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 21:47, More)
Unfortunately...
I'm stuck with two of the biggest cunts known to man. They keep nicking my food from the fridge, barging into my room, and telling me to 'turn the music down'.
Parents, eh?
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 21:47, More)
» Pointless Experiments
Ethanol
If you put a few drops (no more than three) of the stuff on a flat surface, set fire to it, and then occasionally put another drop nearby, you can get a lovely Vietnam-style napalm bombing effect. For extra realism, put small paper 'villages' in the path of the bombs, and occasionally quote lines from Apocalypse Now.
This was also discovered in a chemistry lesson. Great days.
(Wed 30th Jul 2008, 17:37, More)
Ethanol
If you put a few drops (no more than three) of the stuff on a flat surface, set fire to it, and then occasionally put another drop nearby, you can get a lovely Vietnam-style napalm bombing effect. For extra realism, put small paper 'villages' in the path of the bombs, and occasionally quote lines from Apocalypse Now.
This was also discovered in a chemistry lesson. Great days.
(Wed 30th Jul 2008, 17:37, More)
» Pointless Experiments
Bangers
Remember those little paper bangers you used to be able (maybe you still can, I'm not sure) to buy at markets? The ones you threw to the ground, where they would make a small bang, and you realised that you had probably been ripped off?
Well, the cunts at school banned them, as they could apparently cause burns if you slipped and fell and they went off in your pocket.
Upon hearing this, I knew they were lying - and trying to rob us of our innocent, childish fun, as most adults do - as the bangers came in small plastic bags full of sawdust to prevent them accidentally going off. But at the same time, my 13-year-old mind had to know if the bangers could actually do that.
The only problem was that with being an only child, was that there was only one person I could test the bangers on... (You can see where this is going, can't you?) ...myself.
I placed a handful of bangers on the back of my hand, reached for the T.V. remote (I didn't wan to risk my other hand), and brought it down swiftly on my hand...
...there was no burns, and the only pain came came from twatting my self on the back of my hand with a Sky remote.
I now know it's impossible to burn yourself with bangers, as I went through about 4 boxes of them that day.
Although if you put a banger between your thumb and first two fingers and wear sunglasses you can do an excellent Bono impression i.e. 'Every three seconds, someone dies due to poverty' [Click fingers, popping the banger].
(Mon 28th Jul 2008, 17:32, More)
Bangers
Remember those little paper bangers you used to be able (maybe you still can, I'm not sure) to buy at markets? The ones you threw to the ground, where they would make a small bang, and you realised that you had probably been ripped off?
Well, the cunts at school banned them, as they could apparently cause burns if you slipped and fell and they went off in your pocket.
Upon hearing this, I knew they were lying - and trying to rob us of our innocent, childish fun, as most adults do - as the bangers came in small plastic bags full of sawdust to prevent them accidentally going off. But at the same time, my 13-year-old mind had to know if the bangers could actually do that.
The only problem was that with being an only child, was that there was only one person I could test the bangers on... (You can see where this is going, can't you?) ...myself.
I placed a handful of bangers on the back of my hand, reached for the T.V. remote (I didn't wan to risk my other hand), and brought it down swiftly on my hand...
...there was no burns, and the only pain came came from twatting my self on the back of my hand with a Sky remote.
I now know it's impossible to burn yourself with bangers, as I went through about 4 boxes of them that day.
Although if you put a banger between your thumb and first two fingers and wear sunglasses you can do an excellent Bono impression i.e. 'Every three seconds, someone dies due to poverty' [Click fingers, popping the banger].
(Mon 28th Jul 2008, 17:32, More)
» Family Holidays
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My worst holiday was when we went to Portugal. It was murder, but I should look on the bright side, as I popped my cherry there.
Signed,
Madeleine McCann
(Tue 7th Aug 2007, 21:40, More)
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My worst holiday was when we went to Portugal. It was murder, but I should look on the bright side, as I popped my cherry there.
Signed,
Madeleine McCann
(Tue 7th Aug 2007, 21:40, More)
» Work Experience
Strangely enough...
...everyone at my school has just recieved details of their placements. Except me, as I'm too lazy to get a job.
Still, at least Ben Ringham's going to be spending his week cleaning shithouses.
(Thu 10th May 2007, 18:06, More)
Strangely enough...
...everyone at my school has just recieved details of their placements. Except me, as I'm too lazy to get a job.
Still, at least Ben Ringham's going to be spending his week cleaning shithouses.
(Thu 10th May 2007, 18:06, More)