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» Dumb things you've done
Bomb Threat
I have no i dea why i decided to do it, bar a silly school boy bet, but i did it. Only one girl knew about it, which was to prove my downfall. The deal was i was to phone my old high school and say there was a bomb within the premises. The effects were far greater than i ever expected. One teacher fainted, ambulances, police, fire brigade and the bomb squad turned up. The entire school was evacuated. I had won the bet, but sharon (for that is the tarts name) decided to tell her mate, and another. Within 5 minutes it went around the whole school. I was subsiquently arrested and charged 2 days later.
To cut a long story short, i got sentenced with only a breach of the peace and made to do 240 of community service in a charity shop, which i enjoyed doing. I still feel like a bit of a muppet for doing it now and again
Im a bit of a legend round here now, still need to get that little tart back though.
(Thu 20th Dec 2007, 22:45, More)
Bomb Threat
I have no i dea why i decided to do it, bar a silly school boy bet, but i did it. Only one girl knew about it, which was to prove my downfall. The deal was i was to phone my old high school and say there was a bomb within the premises. The effects were far greater than i ever expected. One teacher fainted, ambulances, police, fire brigade and the bomb squad turned up. The entire school was evacuated. I had won the bet, but sharon (for that is the tarts name) decided to tell her mate, and another. Within 5 minutes it went around the whole school. I was subsiquently arrested and charged 2 days later.
To cut a long story short, i got sentenced with only a breach of the peace and made to do 240 of community service in a charity shop, which i enjoyed doing. I still feel like a bit of a muppet for doing it now and again
Im a bit of a legend round here now, still need to get that little tart back though.
(Thu 20th Dec 2007, 22:45, More)
» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
She was a goth....
..As was i at the time some would say, Basicaly, i had tp put up with some general biting, stupid shit and a whip. It was never worth any of it. Thankfuly my mate ended up going out with her (we'll call her bernie, cos thats her name) and told me of of there nights of "passion" that ened the relationship. "she tryed to shove her fucking vibrator up my arse!" Good ol Bern.
(Sun 15th Apr 2007, 19:15, More)
She was a goth....
..As was i at the time some would say, Basicaly, i had tp put up with some general biting, stupid shit and a whip. It was never worth any of it. Thankfuly my mate ended up going out with her (we'll call her bernie, cos thats her name) and told me of of there nights of "passion" that ened the relationship. "she tryed to shove her fucking vibrator up my arse!" Good ol Bern.
(Sun 15th Apr 2007, 19:15, More)
» The worst sex I ever had
strange one
Crazy girl was the bernie. Before trying to ram a dildo up my mates arse, i went out with her! Now, bar the kinky rammings,(which i was thanfuly never subjected to.) the sex was pretty damn good. She didnt have the prettiest face, but some body. One night however, she hhit out with the most fucked up thing i've heard a woman utter. I was banging the back door, and she asked if i could piss up her arse!!! apparently she quite liked it.
Other than that, a hopeless ex who could do foreplay worth a fuck, and cheated on me. I got a handjob and came in her eye. I then dumped her for cheating.
(Sun 17th Jun 2007, 23:25, More)
strange one
Crazy girl was the bernie. Before trying to ram a dildo up my mates arse, i went out with her! Now, bar the kinky rammings,(which i was thanfuly never subjected to.) the sex was pretty damn good. She didnt have the prettiest face, but some body. One night however, she hhit out with the most fucked up thing i've heard a woman utter. I was banging the back door, and she asked if i could piss up her arse!!! apparently she quite liked it.
Other than that, a hopeless ex who could do foreplay worth a fuck, and cheated on me. I got a handjob and came in her eye. I then dumped her for cheating.
(Sun 17th Jun 2007, 23:25, More)