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» Pointless Experiments

dehydration
I can't remember why but not drinking anything for three days seemed like a good idea.

The experiment ended on the third day when I found myself sitting on a lawn giggling at grass.
(Sat 26th Jul 2008, 7:03, More)

» Top Tips

cheese slices
instead of a potato peeler you could use a cheese slicer, handily designed to produce thing slices of cheese.
(Fri 25th May 2007, 18:46, More)

» Accidental innuendo

It's a French thing
Quite a few don't distinguish between hard and soft vowel sounds (as these aren't used in French) so in a shop dedicated to the great outdoors the then future wife asked for the "Freedom of the heels".
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 11:29, More)

» Work Experience

hmmm
Not my own but a colleague being left alone in the Shell Amsterdam labs with instructions to not touch a certain valve left an awful lot of liquid sulphur all over the place.

I wanted to go to an airport and being told that choices were done alphabetically didn't pay too much attention to my second and third preference. Ended up as a butcher for two weeks but can still separate wings and breast from a dead chicken and knows that tea with whiskey works just fine.
(Sat 12th May 2007, 0:51, More)