Profile for Tart Monkey:
Grim Up North.... in lovely Gateshead, in dear ol' England.
I'm not a tart, I'm not a monkey.

(Not currently that up to date....I'll sort it out this winter, now the nights are drawing in)
12th November 2009
No time at all. Sniff.
You can email at the address below if you like, I've just updated it so I might actually look at it sooner rather than later:

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Grim Up North.... in lovely Gateshead, in dear ol' England.
I'm not a tart, I'm not a monkey.

(Not currently that up to date....I'll sort it out this winter, now the nights are drawing in)
12th November 2009
No time at all. Sniff.
You can email at the address below if you like, I've just updated it so I might actually look at it sooner rather than later:

Recent front page messages:
Classic Photo Lies Again

New York, VJ Day
He's using the rare nose-wrist technique you know.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 18:55, More)

New York, VJ Day
He's using the rare nose-wrist technique you know.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 18:55, More)
Celebrity Poem Corner.

Number 1 in an occasional series of scribbles.
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 20:22, More)

Number 1 in an occasional series of scribbles.
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 20:22, More)
The credit crunch hits Team GB's cycling team for 2012

Don't ask how many penstrokes are in the hair
(Tue 27th Jan 2009, 20:48, More)

Don't ask how many penstrokes are in the hair
(Tue 27th Jan 2009, 20:48, More)
6 Years and all I can come up with is.....

A Squirrel with Tits on a Spacehopper™
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 19:56, More)

A Squirrel with Tits on a Spacehopper™
(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 19:56, More)
Amy Minghouse.

Must be all that eye makeup.
I ran out of patience to do the rest of the outfit... and the pub beckons.
(Tue 25th Sep 2007, 22:04, More)

Must be all that eye makeup.
I ran out of patience to do the rest of the outfit... and the pub beckons.
(Tue 25th Sep 2007, 22:04, More)
And now on BBC One

This appears to work much better in Firefox. A bit more frantic.
(Mon 4th Sep 2006, 21:23, More)

This appears to work much better in Firefox. A bit more frantic.
(Mon 4th Sep 2006, 21:23, More)
It's been a while....
....but I've gone an' done you a drawing.

Have a slightly bigger one.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 19:21, More)
....but I've gone an' done you a drawing.

Have a slightly bigger one.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 19:21, More)
Well, he's gone too far with this milk thing in my opinion

May I present a small sketch of Mr T for your viewing pleasure.
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 21:17, More)

May I present a small sketch of Mr T for your viewing pleasure.
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 21:17, More)
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