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» Sexual fetishes
My wife
loves it when I talk dirty to her in German. Now I find this a bit odd, my native language is hardly the language of love.
Once though instead of talking dirty I explained how to do a database restore in SQL. It seems just the tone of voice and German will do it for her. Ah bless!
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 13:54, More)
My wife
loves it when I talk dirty to her in German. Now I find this a bit odd, my native language is hardly the language of love.
Once though instead of talking dirty I explained how to do a database restore in SQL. It seems just the tone of voice and German will do it for her. Ah bless!
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 13:54, More)
» My sex misconceptions
Slightly off topic but...
A misconception put around by my good self at school was that if your willy floated in the bath it meant you were gay.
This was merely a ruse to cover my lack of swimming ability.
Non-floaty knob = Sinker.
Good swimmer = Gay.
I still find it a tad sad that it isn't true as I think 'Man drowned by own cock' makes a great headline.
(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 12:48, More)
Slightly off topic but...
A misconception put around by my good self at school was that if your willy floated in the bath it meant you were gay.
This was merely a ruse to cover my lack of swimming ability.
Non-floaty knob = Sinker.
Good swimmer = Gay.
I still find it a tad sad that it isn't true as I think 'Man drowned by own cock' makes a great headline.
(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 12:48, More)
» Top Tips
Don't ever
finger your girlfriend/wife after you've finely chopped a red chilli.
Even if you have washed your hands several times and several hours have passed it appears that some chilli-ness remains.
Taking this advice will avoid you the embarrassment of seeing your significant other running from the bedroom shouting "My cunt you cunt!"
(Fri 5th Jun 2009, 13:51, More)
Don't ever
finger your girlfriend/wife after you've finely chopped a red chilli.
Even if you have washed your hands several times and several hours have passed it appears that some chilli-ness remains.
Taking this advice will avoid you the embarrassment of seeing your significant other running from the bedroom shouting "My cunt you cunt!"
(Fri 5th Jun 2009, 13:51, More)
» Bullies
I can relate to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post424211
being half German.
I was born in Germany but I only spent the first 5 years of my life there. My parents moved to the UK and I've spent the rest of my life here.
Yes I have a German surname but as I have an English forename and no accent you'd be hard pressed to tell my bloodline.
In school the surname was enough though and so I went various name calling and thigh slapping episodes which so many people have said are character building.
However, what really pisses me off is that these things still go on.
Some people I meet feel it's amusing and OK to take the piss with a comedy German accent, rename me "Fritz" and one or two have really gone the whole nine yards and suggested I may like to gas a Jew or two.
But please, if you are going to be xenophobic at least be consistant. That way I can deal with you as an ignorant racist cunt that you are. Don't expect me to respond to Fritz and when you finally do use my given name, and don't expect me to be civil.
Rant over, apologies for the complete and utter lack of funny and possibly tenuous QOTW linkage.
(Wed 20th May 2009, 13:45, More)
I can relate to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post424211
being half German.
I was born in Germany but I only spent the first 5 years of my life there. My parents moved to the UK and I've spent the rest of my life here.
Yes I have a German surname but as I have an English forename and no accent you'd be hard pressed to tell my bloodline.
In school the surname was enough though and so I went various name calling and thigh slapping episodes which so many people have said are character building.
However, what really pisses me off is that these things still go on.
Some people I meet feel it's amusing and OK to take the piss with a comedy German accent, rename me "Fritz" and one or two have really gone the whole nine yards and suggested I may like to gas a Jew or two.
But please, if you are going to be xenophobic at least be consistant. That way I can deal with you as an ignorant racist cunt that you are. Don't expect me to respond to Fritz and when you finally do use my given name, and don't expect me to be civil.
Rant over, apologies for the complete and utter lack of funny and possibly tenuous QOTW linkage.
(Wed 20th May 2009, 13:45, More)