» The Credit Crunch

Credit Crunch Disparity;
MD - 3 week holiday over xmas to Florida,
Director 1 - 2 weeks in cuba, xmas in Cape Town,
Director 2 - snowboarding holiday last week,
Me - out on my ear with 1 weeks notice.

1 week.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2009, 16:23, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Parahamster
My little brother had a hamster, and a Batman doll with a parachute backpack. So, of course, I stuffed the hamster in the backpack and slung it out the window. The parachute worked a treat and the hamster had a once in a lifetime experience. Little hamster was so chuffed with its extreme sports adventure that it did a very convincing impression of being dead. I was amazed that it came back to life after a few minutes back in the cage.

Also, me mam accidently tumble dried a kitten to death.
(Mon 10th Dec 2007, 22:30, More)

» Darwin Awards

I almost;
Stepped out from behind the van into the path of a car yesterday.

Was decapitated by a tile falling from a roof which fortunately landed a few feet away when i was two.

I thought I might die from too much weed, but that was just silly.
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 23:51, More)

» Voyeurism

wanks and wees.
As an 18 year old barman leaving work by the back entrance in 1999, Apocalypse in Cardiff if you must know, I came across a man who must have been in his fifties wanking off facing into the street. I didn't stop to watch, but I did wonder if he was thinking about the same girl as me.

Ashton court festival, a few years later, I modestly retreated 10 metres into the woods before relieving myself only to look back and get an eyeful of hairy minge piss fountain. I didn't know whether to keep looking or keep looking.

First post, woop de woop.
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 4:05, More)