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A couple:
In one of the cubicles in the library at university:

'Yes, I do rest my cock on the seat'

I didnt know whether to be disturbed by this or admire the writers manhood length.

Also, not far from me there is a road called 'Dogpool Lane'. I don't think i need to say any more.
(Tue 8th May 2007, 11:25, More)

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If ever
you decide to whack one off in the sink rather than a wank sock/ tissue/ woman/ blow up doll/ animal ALWAYS make sure you get rid of the evidence.

having to explain to your dad why theres man juice on the tap and in the soap dish ISN'T fun.
(Mon 4th Jun 2007, 18:57, More)