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age: 26
sex: male
sexuality: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
location: belfast
occupation: software developer
I've been awarded:
Best Noob not previously known by People on b3ta award by moohala
Thanks to Dave Trouser for this splendiferous award:
Ask anyone who knows me, and they will tell you I love penguins. So here's a picture of a penguin that I didn't draw:
Look, it has a megaphone!! What is it going to do with a megaphone?
In addition, I am the Professor of Minority Penguin Studies at Dr Preference's Irish Institute of Experts.
Got a question? Feel free to ask, my life is an open book (well, maybe a pamphlett).
Questions asked by b3ta members:
SleepyBinky enquired:
erm how many fingernails do you have?
I only have 10, since my collection was stolen from me by Ronald McDonald. Bastard.
have you ever held your breath till you went blue?
Only after this question was asked. I didn't succeed and feel like a failure :-(
can you scratch your ear with your hind foot?
I can scratch it with my tail if that will suffice
HH Prince McAzza bin Fluffy al Dun na nGall asked:
What's your favourite colour?
Green. I love green. And its loves me.
How often do you wank?
Its probably better to ask how often I don't. I'm doing it right now. Sexy.
How many twopenny whores have you hired in a single evening?
None. Never spend more than a ha'penny. You can't tell the difference. A bit like Tesco Value Jaffa Cakes and McVities in that sense.
Wortal Mombat pondered:
why don't you just fuck off?
I had no good answer for this
=(
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age: 26
sex: male
sexuality: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
location: belfast
occupation: software developer
I've been awarded:
Best Noob not previously known by People on b3ta award by moohala
Thanks to Dave Trouser for this splendiferous award:
Ask anyone who knows me, and they will tell you I love penguins. So here's a picture of a penguin that I didn't draw:
Look, it has a megaphone!! What is it going to do with a megaphone?
In addition, I am the Professor of Minority Penguin Studies at Dr Preference's Irish Institute of Experts.
Got a question? Feel free to ask, my life is an open book (well, maybe a pamphlett).
Questions asked by b3ta members:
SleepyBinky enquired:
erm how many fingernails do you have?
I only have 10, since my collection was stolen from me by Ronald McDonald. Bastard.
have you ever held your breath till you went blue?
Only after this question was asked. I didn't succeed and feel like a failure :-(
can you scratch your ear with your hind foot?
I can scratch it with my tail if that will suffice
HH Prince McAzza bin Fluffy al Dun na nGall asked:
What's your favourite colour?
Green. I love green. And its loves me.
How often do you wank?
Its probably better to ask how often I don't. I'm doing it right now. Sexy.
How many twopenny whores have you hired in a single evening?
None. Never spend more than a ha'penny. You can't tell the difference. A bit like Tesco Value Jaffa Cakes and McVities in that sense.
Wortal Mombat pondered:
why don't you just fuck off?
I had no good answer for this
=(
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
none