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I take pictures of animals with lazer eyes. Usually they die as a result.
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I take pictures of animals with lazer eyes. Usually they die as a result.
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» Terrible Parenting
Poor drainage
As a small child aged 5ish, my mum had to go and do some business-thing in this small industrial complex. "I'll just be a minute" she said. I was left in the back seat with my Sega Game Gear and two spare sets of batteries. After an hour I crossed my legs as the golden fluid in my bladder started to build. After the second hour, I was desperately looking at the door, waiting for mummy to return and take me to the toilet...
I unlocked the car and went looked around. No obvious sign saying loo...but there was a drain in the centre of the tarmack...
She returned very quickly after she got a call from reception about the toddler pissing in the car park!
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 23:46, More)
Poor drainage
As a small child aged 5ish, my mum had to go and do some business-thing in this small industrial complex. "I'll just be a minute" she said. I was left in the back seat with my Sega Game Gear and two spare sets of batteries. After an hour I crossed my legs as the golden fluid in my bladder started to build. After the second hour, I was desperately looking at the door, waiting for mummy to return and take me to the toilet...
I unlocked the car and went looked around. No obvious sign saying loo...but there was a drain in the centre of the tarmack...
She returned very quickly after she got a call from reception about the toddler pissing in the car park!
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 23:46, More)
» Terrible Parenting
Just a crick in the neck
...Oh yes, and then there was the time my pet mouse 'Fudge' (I wasn't allowed to name him) got ill with some nasty red hairless patch on the back of his neck. My dad, not wanting to pay the vets to dispose of a small rodent, told me he'd "put it down himself with some chemicals in the back room"
*SNAP!*
me: WAAAAAAGH!
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 23:53, More)
Just a crick in the neck
...Oh yes, and then there was the time my pet mouse 'Fudge' (I wasn't allowed to name him) got ill with some nasty red hairless patch on the back of his neck. My dad, not wanting to pay the vets to dispose of a small rodent, told me he'd "put it down himself with some chemicals in the back room"
*SNAP!*
me: WAAAAAAGH!
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 23:53, More)
» Sleepwalking
Dog kicking goodness
I was sharing a tent with fellow b3tard electrichamster some years ago. After sleeping peacefully for most of the night, he proceeded to roll over and kick the living crap out of me through his sleeping bag, shouting "GET OFF ME!". Later he told me he'd been dreaming about his dog.
What sort of person kicks his dog in his sleep?
(Mon 27th Aug 2007, 4:00, More)
Dog kicking goodness
I was sharing a tent with fellow b3tard electrichamster some years ago. After sleeping peacefully for most of the night, he proceeded to roll over and kick the living crap out of me through his sleeping bag, shouting "GET OFF ME!". Later he told me he'd been dreaming about his dog.
What sort of person kicks his dog in his sleep?
(Mon 27th Aug 2007, 4:00, More)