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The Shame
I once was chatting to a woman online for a while, everything was going great and our relationship was evolving. Sexually I mean, as in me knocking one out while sending her filthy messages.
We arranged to meet and it turns out to be my brother's girlfriend's mum.
I still shagged her though.
In my defence, she was very fit for a 57 year old. Not really she was only 44.
I have never mentioned this to anyone. Oh, except Jeremy Kyle once.
(Tue 18th Sep 2007, 17:34, More)
The Shame
I once was chatting to a woman online for a while, everything was going great and our relationship was evolving. Sexually I mean, as in me knocking one out while sending her filthy messages.
We arranged to meet and it turns out to be my brother's girlfriend's mum.
I still shagged her though.
In my defence, she was very fit for a 57 year old. Not really she was only 44.
I have never mentioned this to anyone. Oh, except Jeremy Kyle once.
(Tue 18th Sep 2007, 17:34, More)
» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
Dirty Flatmate
I forgot about this - I returned home from work early one Friday afternoon and found my ex flatmate - lets call him Matt - tugging away over a slice of bread - while watching a free video of "BUSTY BABES" fondling each others Bristols, which he got free wqith a copy of Razzle.
This would've been ok if:
A) I had not been a witness to it
B) He had not been in the front room
C) What the f*ck was the slice of bread for?
We have not spoken of this incident.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 16:35, More)
Dirty Flatmate
I forgot about this - I returned home from work early one Friday afternoon and found my ex flatmate - lets call him Matt - tugging away over a slice of bread - while watching a free video of "BUSTY BABES" fondling each others Bristols, which he got free wqith a copy of Razzle.
This would've been ok if:
A) I had not been a witness to it
B) He had not been in the front room
C) What the f*ck was the slice of bread for?
We have not spoken of this incident.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 16:35, More)
» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
Clown Baby
I saw an image of a baby but with Ronald MacDonald style make up on. Scariest and most horrific thing I have ever seen. Ever. And here it is - adsoftheworld.com/files/images/baby-ronald.preview.jpg
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 16:21, More)
Clown Baby
I saw an image of a baby but with Ronald MacDonald style make up on. Scariest and most horrific thing I have ever seen. Ever. And here it is - adsoftheworld.com/files/images/baby-ronald.preview.jpg
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 16:21, More)
» Why should you be fired from your job?
Never been sacked but should have been for the following.
Looking at hardcore pornography and beating off while on the phone to constituents.
Wanking in the toilets. Being drunk. Being late. Being absent. Stealing the petty cash to buy drugs to then take while on the job.
And various other things about which I wont go into detail. Well, there are some things you just dont talk about in public.
(Wed 15th Aug 2007, 17:18, More)
Never been sacked but should have been for the following.
Looking at hardcore pornography and beating off while on the phone to constituents.
Wanking in the toilets. Being drunk. Being late. Being absent. Stealing the petty cash to buy drugs to then take while on the job.
And various other things about which I wont go into detail. Well, there are some things you just dont talk about in public.
(Wed 15th Aug 2007, 17:18, More)