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» * PFFT *
Another.........
Just remembered one time when my best mate was round at mine for some gaming, whilst I was busy 'raiding tombs' (I forget the actual name of the game).... 'best' friend decided it would be fun to walk round behind me, drop trou' and place both cheeks (and I fear some anus) directly on back of my head (damn you low-backed sofa!) and let rip with a full force botty burp which damn near centre-parted my hair.
Needless to say I was not amused and later on washed and re-washed my hair in fear of the poo particles festering in my scalp.
Nice.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:57, More)
Another.........
Just remembered one time when my best mate was round at mine for some gaming, whilst I was busy 'raiding tombs' (I forget the actual name of the game).... 'best' friend decided it would be fun to walk round behind me, drop trou' and place both cheeks (and I fear some anus) directly on back of my head (damn you low-backed sofa!) and let rip with a full force botty burp which damn near centre-parted my hair.
Needless to say I was not amused and later on washed and re-washed my hair in fear of the poo particles festering in my scalp.
Nice.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:57, More)
» * PFFT *
A rude awakening.....
Right.... first post be gentle etc, etc. One morning while still soundly asleep, Mrs. Child (standing at very cute 5 foot nothing and with a look that says butter wouldn't melt) decided to release a little excess gas her stomach had been holding onto overnight. Suddenly, I was violently brought back to consciousness and reeled from the vile stench that now surrounded me. On reflection the thing that made this special.... was the fact that it was completely silent and I continued to sleep peacefully for another few minutes before she moved and released the demon...... it was the godawful smell alone which had torn me from my state of rest!
Surprisingly, me and Mrs. Child are still together and a reduction of spicy foods and veg in her diet have helped prevent a repeat performance of that morning of which we do not speak. Except I've just posted it on here..... sh*t.
Length? About 2 minutes journey, arse to nose.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:14, More)
A rude awakening.....
Right.... first post be gentle etc, etc. One morning while still soundly asleep, Mrs. Child (standing at very cute 5 foot nothing and with a look that says butter wouldn't melt) decided to release a little excess gas her stomach had been holding onto overnight. Suddenly, I was violently brought back to consciousness and reeled from the vile stench that now surrounded me. On reflection the thing that made this special.... was the fact that it was completely silent and I continued to sleep peacefully for another few minutes before she moved and released the demon...... it was the godawful smell alone which had torn me from my state of rest!
Surprisingly, me and Mrs. Child are still together and a reduction of spicy foods and veg in her diet have helped prevent a repeat performance of that morning of which we do not speak. Except I've just posted it on here..... sh*t.
Length? About 2 minutes journey, arse to nose.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:14, More)
» Best Films Ever
My Films and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (Dammit.... 6th!!)
Number 1... Rocky. Without doubt.
Then possibly Donnie Darko.... for originality/head f*ck factor? Then in no particular order......
Scarface
Jaws
Rocky Balboa
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
The Breakfast Club
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
The Exorcist
Clockwork Orange
Battle Royale
Now a serious query...... anyone else have to arrange their DVD collection in a certain way??? Is it severe OCD on my part? My collection are on a cabinet..... starts with Boxsets in size order (big-to-small), then Films from A-Z and their sequels, then single films from A-Z. Then Disney series and Wrestling DVDs in their own little section at the end. I'll make no mention of my 'special interest' section under the bed....... (.....doh!). And yes, you heard me.... I have Disney and Wrestling DVD's. What 26 year old bloke doesn't?
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 14:50, More)
My Films and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (Dammit.... 6th!!)
Number 1... Rocky. Without doubt.
Then possibly Donnie Darko.... for originality/head f*ck factor? Then in no particular order......
Scarface
Jaws
Rocky Balboa
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
The Breakfast Club
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
The Exorcist
Clockwork Orange
Battle Royale
Now a serious query...... anyone else have to arrange their DVD collection in a certain way??? Is it severe OCD on my part? My collection are on a cabinet..... starts with Boxsets in size order (big-to-small), then Films from A-Z and their sequels, then single films from A-Z. Then Disney series and Wrestling DVDs in their own little section at the end. I'll make no mention of my 'special interest' section under the bed....... (.....doh!). And yes, you heard me.... I have Disney and Wrestling DVD's. What 26 year old bloke doesn't?
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 14:50, More)