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embarrassed parent
This is a switch. When my now 28 year old daughter was 4, we went to Acapulco on vacation. While in the hotel pool, she kept saying "I have to poop, mommy" and after being drunk of several pina coladas, said, "just a moment, just a moment". Suddenly, little turds starting floating on the top of the pool...from my little girl. Guess I should have listened to her...
(Fri 3rd Aug 2007, 6:29, More)

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stuck on the pan
recently had surgery and was not supposed to move around for 6 hours. I had taken a laxative the day before so I wouldn't have to ask for a bedpan at the hospital. Apparently the laxative didn't work until a good 24 hours had passed. The nurses had just placed me in my bed and I felt the first intestinal rumblings on the horizon coming. I said "I have to pee" not letting on of the horrors to come. So four very nice workers said "don't move, keep yourself rolled like a log", we'll do the work", and then was rolled gently back on the bedpan. The gurgling started and an unearthly smell commnenced, with poo coming out my ass like a gallon of melted ice cream.

All I wanted to do was pee in the pan.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 7:42, More)