» Ouch!

Cocking crossbow shocks cock with butt
My mates and I went out in the woods with a selection of weapons for some target practise, Alf was cocking his crossbow and was just about to get the string in the catch when his foot slipped out of the stirrup and the butt of the thing shot up and whacked him in his nuts at 250fps, causing him to leave the ground and assume the foetus position in mid-air and then come crashing down writhing in agony. It still pains me to think about it. He had to walk two miles back home waddling along like John Wayne. (He has since fathered children, so his mashed funk spactories survived).
(Thu 29th Jul 2010, 19:01, More)

» Down on the Farm

A stroll in the country
with my new girlfriend, a sunny day, a field of lush green grass, I tumbled my sweetheart down, ripped off her panties and was pleasantly surprised at the effort she was putting in; squeaking and a-wriggling 'til she managed to tell me her arse and lady parts were also receiving attention from a patch of stinging nettles.
(Tue 29th May 2012, 8:40, More)

» Down on the Farm

I've lived in the country for so long
I'm related to myself. Ain't that right uncle-daddy?
(Wed 30th May 2012, 12:33, More)

» Racist grandparents

A righteous, right on, young, Draino
Had occasion to pull his grandfather up on the use of the word "spook" I told him "That is racist" to which he replied
"I aint racist, I just don't like black people"
(Which, as it turns out was true).
(Sat 29th Oct 2011, 11:56, More)