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» Accidental animal cruelty
Me and my Dad...
...Once invented a game called Dog Arse Ball. The rules were simple. Who ever could kick the ball at the dogs rear end the most times without getting mauled to death was the winner. My little brother didn't understand the rules, and ran at the dog and booted it. I think I saw his foot disappear up the dogs arse for a moment!
My darling friend Charlotte once pulled off her rats tail when she was cleaning out the cage, and Ellie (My new girlfriend!) once fed her fish to death.
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 13:30, More)
Me and my Dad...
...Once invented a game called Dog Arse Ball. The rules were simple. Who ever could kick the ball at the dogs rear end the most times without getting mauled to death was the winner. My little brother didn't understand the rules, and ran at the dog and booted it. I think I saw his foot disappear up the dogs arse for a moment!
My darling friend Charlotte once pulled off her rats tail when she was cleaning out the cage, and Ellie (My new girlfriend!) once fed her fish to death.
(Thu 6th Dec 2007, 13:30, More)
» Guilty Secrets
Doctor Who
My guilty secret is that I can recite from memory, word for word, 8 out of the 13 episodes of the first series with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor. I also sobbed when Christopher Eccleston regenerated into David Tennant, when Rose got trapped in the parallel universe and when the Master died.
Reading back, I think this is more a sad secret than a guilty secret.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 12:50, More)
Doctor Who
My guilty secret is that I can recite from memory, word for word, 8 out of the 13 episodes of the first series with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor. I also sobbed when Christopher Eccleston regenerated into David Tennant, when Rose got trapped in the parallel universe and when the Master died.
Reading back, I think this is more a sad secret than a guilty secret.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 12:50, More)
» Dumb things you've done
Still doing it...
I have coeliac disease, and have been told many times by the doctors that I have to stop eating food with gluten in.
I haven't, so apparently I am going to get bowel cancer, and at least one other form of cancer.
I keep hoping that one day they will ring me up and tell me that they were exaggerating. It hasn't happened yet. I don't expect it to, but until I either die or get very ill I am going to keep eating wheat because I like the freedom. And bread that doesn't taste like soggy cardboard beer-mats.
(Thu 3rd Jan 2008, 12:53, More)
Still doing it...
I have coeliac disease, and have been told many times by the doctors that I have to stop eating food with gluten in.
I haven't, so apparently I am going to get bowel cancer, and at least one other form of cancer.
I keep hoping that one day they will ring me up and tell me that they were exaggerating. It hasn't happened yet. I don't expect it to, but until I either die or get very ill I am going to keep eating wheat because I like the freedom. And bread that doesn't taste like soggy cardboard beer-mats.
(Thu 3rd Jan 2008, 12:53, More)
» Guilty Secrets
Baaaaaaad crushes.
I secretly fancy both Simon Cowell and Stephen Fry. I'm 26. But it's okay, because my boyfriend fancies Julie Andrews. We have incredibly furious sex imagining each other 35 years down the line.
(Sun 2nd Sep 2007, 21:07, More)
Baaaaaaad crushes.
I secretly fancy both Simon Cowell and Stephen Fry. I'm 26. But it's okay, because my boyfriend fancies Julie Andrews. We have incredibly furious sex imagining each other 35 years down the line.
(Sun 2nd Sep 2007, 21:07, More)
» Terrible Parenting
Water...
My darling father used to pick me up and run my head under the cold tap when I was making noise...which made me scream. Great idea, dad. He also tried to run me over when he was dropping me off at work. He would literally chase me around the car park in his car, trying to hit me. I now take great delight in in telling him awful stories about nursing homes.
(Fri 17th Aug 2007, 15:17, More)
Water...
My darling father used to pick me up and run my head under the cold tap when I was making noise...which made me scream. Great idea, dad. He also tried to run me over when he was dropping me off at work. He would literally chase me around the car park in his car, trying to hit me. I now take great delight in in telling him awful stories about nursing homes.
(Fri 17th Aug 2007, 15:17, More)