» Customers from Hell

I work for
an 'alternative' shop. We get our fair share of customers from hell, the best one was "Doobry Lady". We called her this because thats the word she used to describe things when she did'nt know what they were.

This lady was a raging alcoholic, who'd stink of vodka at 9.30am. At one time was pregnant and insisted we touched her stomach. We politely declined, and on one occassion she lifted her top up to show one of the others her stomach and her boobs fell out, I was watching it on CCTV and paralised by fear. The poor girl who witnessed it, took her a while get over that sight.

She had a eyebrow piercing, came in to show us stating "This bar, it's in my head!". She used to by oversized sleepers to wear as a nose ring, and used to try and make us fit them. "We're not insured" was the ususal statement. She had a manky nose, oozing pus.

She carried a knife in her bag as well, which meant we were all very polite.

Crazy crazy lady.
(Tue 9th Sep 2008, 15:11, More)

» My most gullible moment

I can't think of my most gullible moment.
Though I suspect there is more than one.

However a friend of mine once got told that TCP stood for Tom Cat Piss. She believed it all day, and actually went online when she got home to check this.

Same friend also had a skin tag or something on her finger, I told her that she was growing a 'nubbin'. She also believed this for the best part of a day, till someone told her it was indeed just a skin tag.
(Tue 26th Aug 2008, 15:59, More)

» Sleepwalking

Not really sleepwalking but
I have done/do some peculiar things whilst sleeping.

I often take my pjamas off and put them back on, move my pillows around, talk, grind my teeth (ugh..) Take necklaces or jewlery off, try to use my phone (many times in the past have i woken up to have half written texts/attempted phone calls thankfully I never succeed.) I've also turned the tv on using the remote control and so on....

Very odd sleeping habits.

A friend of someone I know recently rung her while sleepwalking, he was sitting at his kitchen table eating spaghetti and rung this person I know saying "I don't know where I am". Very peculiar.

Oh and a friend of mine peed in the washing up basket. Seems like that kind of thing happens more often than i'd thought however.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 10:44, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

Being a till slave
I 'worked' at Safeway for a while; I was just a till slave which is the most boring job in the store and a bitch when your hungover on a Saturday morning.

I regularly turned up half an hour late, ridiculously hungover. Took hour and half long lunch breaks, half hour toilet breaks where I just sat in the canteen, walked out of the store mid shift on two occassions without telling anyone. I also took a ridiculous number of sick days, and often just didnt turn up for work and never rung in to say why. I did unfortunatly get to the point of second verbal warning. However I gave in my notice before they got closer to being able to fire me, then I did'nt even work my notice.
(Tue 14th Aug 2007, 15:21, More)

» Guilty Secrets

My guilty secret occured just last night....
When i was in bed, reading this thread on my nintendo ds.That certainly is a guilty secret.
(Wed 5th Sep 2007, 17:26, More)