» Terrified!

I was once walking home at night behind a woman
She started walking faster in that "trying not to look like you're walking fast" way. I picked up my speed a bit, too. She then started walking even faster and so did I.

Then she broke into what I can only describe as a "gentle jog", and when I did as well she went into an all-out sprint.

By that time we were only about 200 metres from my house, but when I got home I was out of breath and sweating.

To this day I don't know what we were running from.
(Thu 5th Apr 2012, 15:02, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Where Ancrenne used to work
You could hire wine glasses and long glasses for cocktails. You could also hire pitchers in which to mix your Pimms. This was a free service, but of course there was a small (refundable) charge.

Or, as my boss said, to a rather charming, and amply bosomed young lady, 'there's a deposit on your jugs'.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 18:21, More)

» Dumped

She was a bit kinky and wanted to have sex in the car
But I didn't fancy taking her up the ring road.
(Fri 4th Jan 2013, 18:50, More)

» B3TA Most Haunted

The birthday ghost
One morning my girlfriend told me she had been woken in the night by a ghost. I was a bit sceptical and asked her what it looked like, etc. She said the image wasn't clear but she felt it was definitely female, and the strange thing was my girlfriend said it was this "woman"'s birthday.

I asked if she was sure it was the woman's birthday and she said "oh yes, I felt her presence".
(Fri 14th Sep 2012, 11:10, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Multi Mimsy 2000
Following from this post on page one , I was at my lady-friend's house where a magazine she had was displaying a large advert for the Multi Mimsy 2000.

www.willo.com/mimsy/pricing.asp

My mind boggled.

Oh, and it's completely safe for work, although some of our regular readers might be disappointed that is isn't "exactly what it says on the tin".
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 20:05, More)