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My favourite hat
I used to live in a zoo
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/5176300.stm
h2I'm a Mercedes SLK!

You appreciate the finer things in life. You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class. Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more?
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
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I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.
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» Accidental innuendo
Near Spitalflids Market
On Commercial Street is a luverley little shop selling material
It's called "touching cloth"
I giggle every time I walk past it.
(Tue 17th Jun 2008, 18:07, More)
Near Spitalflids Market
On Commercial Street is a luverley little shop selling material
It's called "touching cloth"
I giggle every time I walk past it.
(Tue 17th Jun 2008, 18:07, More)
» Tales of the Unexplained
Not even remotely funny but...
some years ago my parents owned a flat near Dungeness. We stayed there over christmas one year. I must have been about thirteen.
I remember waking up, I felt like I couldn't breathe and someone was sitting on my back forcing my head down and pushing something into the back of my head. I went back to sleep but remembered this dream vividly in the morning.
Some days later I came across a news story from that day, at the time it was quite a famous case, there was a paper boy murdered that morning, he was found face down in a ditch shot in the back of the head.
(Tue 8th Jul 2008, 12:45, More)
Not even remotely funny but...
some years ago my parents owned a flat near Dungeness. We stayed there over christmas one year. I must have been about thirteen.
I remember waking up, I felt like I couldn't breathe and someone was sitting on my back forcing my head down and pushing something into the back of my head. I went back to sleep but remembered this dream vividly in the morning.
Some days later I came across a news story from that day, at the time it was quite a famous case, there was a paper boy murdered that morning, he was found face down in a ditch shot in the back of the head.
(Tue 8th Jul 2008, 12:45, More)
» That's me on TV!
Germans with no Sense of Humour
Couple of years ago I took part in a documentary called "The Truth About Food". There were nine of us,7 Brits and 2 Germans as it was a co production. We filmed it over two weeks living in Paignton Zoo, trying to re create a prehistoric diet. The first half was filmed by an English crew, then a German crew took over for 3 days. Miserable? Even the Germans who were staying with us said the german camerman was boring and had less sense of humour than a tree. One day we were visited by John Lord, he's a really nice guy, used to be curator of Grimes Graves, and now spends his time teaching Flint Knapping. Herr Camera Man wanted a great shot of the flint, so he pushed his camera between John and his own hands to get a shot. Obviously John couldn't knapp the flint, so had to stop. when he tried again Obergruppen Cameraman tried again. Eventually 9 of us turned round to the crew and said we've had enough of this guy and refused to work with him. Next day the English crew came back. The BBC put the program out about a year later, but the Germans shelved it and never showed it. England 1 Germany 0
(Mon 15th Jun 2009, 9:24, More)
Germans with no Sense of Humour
Couple of years ago I took part in a documentary called "The Truth About Food". There were nine of us,7 Brits and 2 Germans as it was a co production. We filmed it over two weeks living in Paignton Zoo, trying to re create a prehistoric diet. The first half was filmed by an English crew, then a German crew took over for 3 days. Miserable? Even the Germans who were staying with us said the german camerman was boring and had less sense of humour than a tree. One day we were visited by John Lord, he's a really nice guy, used to be curator of Grimes Graves, and now spends his time teaching Flint Knapping. Herr Camera Man wanted a great shot of the flint, so he pushed his camera between John and his own hands to get a shot. Obviously John couldn't knapp the flint, so had to stop. when he tried again Obergruppen Cameraman tried again. Eventually 9 of us turned round to the crew and said we've had enough of this guy and refused to work with him. Next day the English crew came back. The BBC put the program out about a year later, but the Germans shelved it and never showed it. England 1 Germany 0
(Mon 15th Jun 2009, 9:24, More)
» Accidental innuendo
Mel
Mel is from South Africa
every Monday She recounts her antics of the weekend in full gory detail.
One Monday she walked in said "hi" and then said "My friend Ben thinks he's going to lose his finger"
I tried to keep a straight face, honest I did.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 13:06, More)
Mel
Mel is from South Africa
every Monday She recounts her antics of the weekend in full gory detail.
One Monday she walked in said "hi" and then said "My friend Ben thinks he's going to lose his finger"
I tried to keep a straight face, honest I did.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 13:06, More)
» Accidental innuendo
My old boss
Was a lady who was often "puttin her foot in it"
We were all at a company quiz, and the quiz master had a speech impediment, so we were all taking the piss and lisping and slurring all over the place. She turned round and said "If I gbet wet coz you're all talking funny I wont be happy"
we had to be picked up off the floor.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 13:04, More)
My old boss
Was a lady who was often "puttin her foot in it"
We were all at a company quiz, and the quiz master had a speech impediment, so we were all taking the piss and lisping and slurring all over the place. She turned round and said "If I gbet wet coz you're all talking funny I wont be happy"
we had to be picked up off the floor.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 13:04, More)


