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Twas a beautiful Christmas morning....
Enough of that shit! Basically I was brushing my teeth post bath when one of my cute little kittens walks in to the bath room to say hello. Not being the most dextrous of cats he managed to slip into the bath.
Anyway, after heroically saving him; while being clawed, I wrapped him in a towel. But no, he decided that darting off down the stairs and sitting by an extension lead would be a far superior way to dry out. The last thing I remember is pursuing him down the stairs.

When my girlfriend found me I was in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, naked with tooth paste foam around my mouth!

Apparently I slipped on the wet tiles; that will teach me to ever try and help anyone or anything!

The worst part is I really fucked my finger and was unable to play all those sexy games I got for my new PC.

(I'm sure there will be photos somewhere on teh net, some time soon.)
(Thu 27th Dec 2007, 11:50, More)