» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

My Job
I work in a dounut factory....








"grabs hoodie"
(Mon 16th Mar 2009, 20:52, More)

» Food sabotage

not so nice toffee
while waiting in the car for my mum so we could go around to her friends place i spied some toffee looking substance in a bowl so not wanting to miss out on some sneaky toffee i broke a chunk off and stuffed it in my gob.... lo and be hold after a few chews found out it wasnt toffee but wax for my mother to wax her and her friends legs!! guess the joke was on me. first post and i like it rough so dont be gentle...
(Wed 24th Sep 2008, 8:32, More)

» Workplace Boredom

I need things to do or else...
I used to work in a slaughter house for deer and have posted a vid of what i got up to in the links not so long ago but other mischief we used to do was.

-the shooter would let out a live deer and we would see how long it would take to catch it.
-cut various parts of the deer out/off and scare the lady packers.
-invent dares for workmates like "how far can you stick your head in the tub of warm wet fat, bet you cant eat this, chunk of fat,blood clot etc
there are more but none forthcoming at the moment.
(Fri 9th Jan 2009, 0:55, More)