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um..im a cocky, bitter front man that's usually high

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» Get Rich Quick

im
a whore
(Thu 31st Jul 2008, 18:24, More)

» Top Tips

oooo i have one...
If you're a girl and a guy breaks up with you
and you say you still want to be
friends......DONT GET YOUR FCUKING MATE TO
HARRASS HIM BY TEXTING HIM AT STUPID HOURS
DEMANDING YOU PROVE YOURSELF TO HER!!!!....
he just might change his mind.


of course this is aaaaall hyperthetical
(Tue 12th Feb 2008, 17:31, More)

» Evil Pranks

good times...
when i was a nipper n my brother was very young i gave him a ball of white wool (we had a white cat at the time) and asked him in a very sad voice "oooooo nooo what have you done to peggy" (peggy was the cats name) and it properly freaked him out hahahahah!!! im a bad person
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 20:53, More)

» Stuff I've found

yesterday..
getting up at the end of a lecture and bored of eating at the same place we have the last 8 weeks
a few of us decided to go to a differnt fast food place that is far superior but more of walk
now those living in the london area will know it was pissing it down monday.So upon seeing this about 5 of the guys pussied out
so we trecked through the rain enduring tornados, eathquakes and II world wars (or a bit of rain and a hill i cant quite remember)
just as we could see the warm, dry, inviting lights at the top of the hill one of my mates discovers a £20 on the floor
so we had a HUGE bargain bucket between us and becase they didnt have any doughnut balls they gave us
a fat tub of ice cream
so naturally we bragged our tits off when we got back
(Tue 11th Nov 2008, 19:52, More)

» Top Tips

drink driving?
got this one from a book, autobiography infact so its a true story

as u get pulled over by the freindly furry piglets
take a mouthful of whiskey and just before they make
you take the breathaliser swallow
the breathaliser will show that the alcohol in your blood
should mean you're very very dead
making it void and off you toodle


(not sure how they don't notice the smell but hey)
(Tue 29th Jul 2008, 23:38, More)
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