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» Accidental animal cruelty
Well...
where do I start?
we used to have a hamster, survived ages actually, but this is a tale from one of the first few days we had him when we didn't know what to do with him...
Woke up one morning to find the hamster gone, the cage door wide open, and my sister absolutely distraught as it was officially her new pet. had a look all round the house but no sign of him, so we made sure we locked all the doors and windows and left for school/work/whatever my parents did at the time.
come back later that night to find Marbel (she was very definite on the spelling) back in her cage apparently unharmed but completely filthy.
(see where this is going?)
well, we decided he needed a wash and put him in the sink with the hot tap on, and loads of bubbles. when we decided it was deep enough we then proceeded to rub the soap in and wash it off. or we tried to...
what actually happened was when it got about as deep as we wanted we put our hands in and he shot off up my arm, causing me to grab him and throw him into the cage. hard. oops...
he wouldn't pay any attention to me for the next few days, and I'm pretty sure the red marks on his skin were mild burns from the water. I felt so bad, we never washed him again though.
I'm so sorry, you were such a good pet :(
obligatory length joke? bout 2-3 inches long as far as I can remember, was a while ago now though, don't quote me on that
(Tue 11th Dec 2007, 16:57, More)
Well...
where do I start?
we used to have a hamster, survived ages actually, but this is a tale from one of the first few days we had him when we didn't know what to do with him...
Woke up one morning to find the hamster gone, the cage door wide open, and my sister absolutely distraught as it was officially her new pet. had a look all round the house but no sign of him, so we made sure we locked all the doors and windows and left for school/work/whatever my parents did at the time.
come back later that night to find Marbel (she was very definite on the spelling) back in her cage apparently unharmed but completely filthy.
(see where this is going?)
well, we decided he needed a wash and put him in the sink with the hot tap on, and loads of bubbles. when we decided it was deep enough we then proceeded to rub the soap in and wash it off. or we tried to...
what actually happened was when it got about as deep as we wanted we put our hands in and he shot off up my arm, causing me to grab him and throw him into the cage. hard. oops...
he wouldn't pay any attention to me for the next few days, and I'm pretty sure the red marks on his skin were mild burns from the water. I felt so bad, we never washed him again though.
I'm so sorry, you were such a good pet :(
obligatory length joke? bout 2-3 inches long as far as I can remember, was a while ago now though, don't quote me on that
(Tue 11th Dec 2007, 16:57, More)
» Customers from Hell
The tale of Roy....
Well I work at as a barman, so have seen some pretty awful customers, including but not limited to this one old(ish, he just looks generically old and scruffy)guy called roy, hence the title.
He truly truly believes himself to be gods gift to women, and is always talking about his current "girlfriends" all over the country, constantly leers at the barmaids and really any girl that comes within 10 feet of him is not safe as he will instantly latch onto her and attempt to chat her up using cheesy old lines and generally feeling her up.
He has caused more than one argument in the pub, and is generally disliked by everyone, though not enough usually to incite anything physical which would definitely get him banned.
and besides all this, he genuinely believes himself to be an amazing rapper even though he can barely string a sentence together with a decent rhythm, and is just generally loud and annoying, talking shit and being an arse...
not trying to influence you here, make up your own mind, but this is my experience of the weird creature called Roy ;)
c.u.later
(Thu 4th Sep 2008, 23:53, More)
The tale of Roy....
Well I work at as a barman, so have seen some pretty awful customers, including but not limited to this one old(ish, he just looks generically old and scruffy)guy called roy, hence the title.
He truly truly believes himself to be gods gift to women, and is always talking about his current "girlfriends" all over the country, constantly leers at the barmaids and really any girl that comes within 10 feet of him is not safe as he will instantly latch onto her and attempt to chat her up using cheesy old lines and generally feeling her up.
He has caused more than one argument in the pub, and is generally disliked by everyone, though not enough usually to incite anything physical which would definitely get him banned.
and besides all this, he genuinely believes himself to be an amazing rapper even though he can barely string a sentence together with a decent rhythm, and is just generally loud and annoying, talking shit and being an arse...
not trying to influence you here, make up your own mind, but this is my experience of the weird creature called Roy ;)
c.u.later
(Thu 4th Sep 2008, 23:53, More)