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» Dumb things you've done
I drank
nail varnish remover in my sleep.
I awoke to a nasty taste and a nearly empty bottle of Boots best in my hand. Cue rainbow yawning the whole night.
The next day people near me said they could smell paint stripper somewhere. I was only brave enough to tell a small handful that the smell was actually my breath.
*shame*
(Thu 20th Dec 2007, 23:44, More)
I drank
nail varnish remover in my sleep.
I awoke to a nasty taste and a nearly empty bottle of Boots best in my hand. Cue rainbow yawning the whole night.
The next day people near me said they could smell paint stripper somewhere. I was only brave enough to tell a small handful that the smell was actually my breath.
*shame*
(Thu 20th Dec 2007, 23:44, More)
» DIY disasters
Mike
Now Mike seems like a good DIY dad's name. And it was.
Mike (aka dad) decided to completely strip the bathroom for all it was worth and start again, new tiles,lick of paint for the ceiling and (in celebration of the forthcoming 21st Century, he always was a bit behind bless him) a new power shower.
I was about 14 at the time, and often sat stropping the way only spotty 14 year olds do, in my room which happened to be next to the bathroom. Enter Mike the builder, ready for a day of gauging a trench in the wall to hold pipes for our new shower.
Cue me, merrily stropping away in my room.
Next enter hammer, spectacularly, through my wall. It slowly disappeared through taking much wall with it. 'Shit' utters Mike, as he looks through the hole in the wall from the bathroom and sees yours truly with an utter look of 'OMGWTF!!!111oneone!1'.
The new lack of wall angered Mike, so it was left there for about 3 months.
To make matters worse, whilst sitting on my bed, the new 'window' in the wall gave me a lovely* sight to whoever was on the loo. Or in the bath.
I won't even mention the smell.....
*god damn awful
(Thu 3rd Apr 2008, 19:50, More)
Mike
Now Mike seems like a good DIY dad's name. And it was.
Mike (aka dad) decided to completely strip the bathroom for all it was worth and start again, new tiles,lick of paint for the ceiling and (in celebration of the forthcoming 21st Century, he always was a bit behind bless him) a new power shower.
I was about 14 at the time, and often sat stropping the way only spotty 14 year olds do, in my room which happened to be next to the bathroom. Enter Mike the builder, ready for a day of gauging a trench in the wall to hold pipes for our new shower.
Cue me, merrily stropping away in my room.
Next enter hammer, spectacularly, through my wall. It slowly disappeared through taking much wall with it. 'Shit' utters Mike, as he looks through the hole in the wall from the bathroom and sees yours truly with an utter look of 'OMGWTF!!!111oneone!1'.
The new lack of wall angered Mike, so it was left there for about 3 months.
To make matters worse, whilst sitting on my bed, the new 'window' in the wall gave me a lovely* sight to whoever was on the loo. Or in the bath.
I won't even mention the smell.....
*god damn awful
(Thu 3rd Apr 2008, 19:50, More)
» Evil Pranks
As a student, naturally...
...clingfilm over the showerhead. I did it to my neighbour in halls, who apparently thought turning up the hot water WITH pressure would fix 'the blockage'.
Cue screaming that was heard through the whole flat, and one soggy, steaming and slightly miffed student standing in the corridor demanding that someone owned up. I never did. I hated her anyway.
(Tue 18th Dec 2007, 23:06, More)
As a student, naturally...
...clingfilm over the showerhead. I did it to my neighbour in halls, who apparently thought turning up the hot water WITH pressure would fix 'the blockage'.
Cue screaming that was heard through the whole flat, and one soggy, steaming and slightly miffed student standing in the corridor demanding that someone owned up. I never did. I hated her anyway.
(Tue 18th Dec 2007, 23:06, More)