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The Fiend did this brilliant graffiti for me...



Great eh? I also got this from Wuffle Bunny...



I am an amateur (although if anyone would like to change that they are more than welcome) cartoonist who occasionally believes himself to be the Statue of Liberty:



I have a cat called LouLou who is a flapper and likes spending lots of cash at House of Chat...



I also have a cat called Evie who is a bit weight conscious..



They like dining out



Whilst I like drawing and photoshop, I have only recently combined the two....





Some of my favourite photoshop animations are...











So scribbles I have done over the years....


(Custer's Second to last stand)


("Now THERE's your problem")


(Big cats of the Serengeti discover internet shopping)




(Gerald had always been a pushover for women with big thumbs)

Now for the horrid bit - my name. This is what happens when you get a Twisted Omentum - they take it out.



I leave this here to remind me..."
CFB"

Recent front page messages:

Pantograph


old pea
(Mon 9th Jun 2014, 22:36, More)

:-(

(Mon 9th Jun 2014, 18:19, More)

Love the new Banksy.......
BIGGA FIB 350K
(Mon 14th Apr 2014, 21:17, More)

Sport for all :-)
Bigga ! 721k
(Fri 13th Sep 2013, 14:31, More)

Old One
Bigness - 290k
(Thu 8th Aug 2013, 18:28, More)

she's hardly the Artist formerly known as......

(Mon 1st Jul 2013, 9:36, More)

More an adaptation really


but they were called gullwings
(Sun 12th May 2013, 16:53, More)

YeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

(Thu 18th Apr 2013, 17:18, More)

:-)

(Mon 1st Apr 2013, 16:14, More)

phwoar ..... (not)

(Thu 28th Feb 2013, 17:30, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Bastard Colleagues

I won't go into detail......
about the tosser himself, but let's just say he was my boss at the time and an expert at jumping on shoulders when there was credit to be claimed and disappearing when something went wrong.

Amyway I had been developing a successful client relationship with a client (obviously) when they asked me to pitch for a large piece of work. Along I went and we won the job. We arranged a meeting for the following week to sign the contract and this git said he would come along to put "names to faces".

Yep you guessed it - when we got back he claimed he'd won the work etc and claimed (and got) all the credit.

I was not happy (!) but he knew nothing about computers so when he was away from his desk I went into the "autocorrect" function in Microsoft Word on his machine and set it so everytime he typed in his surname ("SINGER") it changed it to "WANKER". He went mental - espcially as he sent out several letters without noticing.

Revenge can be sweet.
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 16:39, More)

» Heroes and villains of 2011


Hero - Fresh Water Mole for giving us Jeremy the annoying horse

Villain - E Dubya for ALWAYS getting loads more clicks than me :)
(Fri 30th Dec 2011, 16:07, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta


I got me B3ta name (and indeed the name I use for all toons ect) when I was quite badly ill. I did not know it but a blood clot was travelling through me veins and ended up blocking the flow to the Greater Omentum (we all have one - except me now). Anyway it became twisted, went gangrenous and major surgery removed it (see pic at bottom of profile). Scary bit is the blood clot could easily have ended up in the heart and - well..

Anyway - Twisted Omentum was adopted. I needed a lot of time off after the surgery and Wifey (a long tuime lurker) suggested I have a lookey. First post was a cartoon of Tony Christie asking a stupid question. Never looked forward since. Ta B3ta. You saved my sanity when I was losing it then took it when I was off guard :)
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 21:01, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Bum Bags
Shopping with now 'Americanised' sister-in-law, we pop into Boots the chemist for some Bonjela. Handing it over the assistant asked politely, 'would you like a bag for that?', to be told, cheerfully,
'No, I'll squeeze it in my Fanny Pack.'
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 17:51, More)

» The Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten

not eaten but drank....
We had a competition a fewyears back to see who could find the worst bottle of wine. Everyone brought their entries to the house and the taste tests began. Our entry - a Kosher pasturised wine die well but the winner was an Iraqi Rose called Flower of Bagdad. It was like Satan himself pissing down your throat.

As for the worst thing............... :P
(Sun 29th May 2011, 14:10, More)
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