"Bleeurggggghhhhhh!"

"Human waste disagrees with Wipeyourbot's delicate circuitry"
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 17:27, More)

...and relax.

(Mon 17th Sep 2007, 19:06, More)

Plot believed to involve liquid explosive say police

Evidence is seized
(Thu 10th Aug 2006, 11:37, More)

The other transformers had it easy.

Turboflush wished he had been nearer the front of the queue when the Autobots were handing out disguises.
(Sun 6th Aug 2006, 19:04, More)

From now on, when I see the Apple logo

I will see this. I wish I never started it now.
(Thu 27th Jul 2006, 11:22, More)

There are thousands of them!

They're just camera shy
(Mon 10th Jul 2006, 21:08, More)

The advent of CGI had hit the muppets hard

(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 15:11, More)

"It's going to get a bit bumpy!"

(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 14:18, More)

What are you doing you peasant? This is my room. Please close the door on your way out

Are you still here?
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 15:59, More)

Just imagine the logistics of it!

Slightlybiggerised
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 13:35, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

New years eve capers
One new years eve I turned up late to the pub and tried to drink twice as fast to catch up with my mates. Sadly this intake of alcohol completely messed me up and i collapsed in the garden of the house we had gone to for a new year party. My body was not moving at all but my mind was OK. It was when the owners of the house started sticking fireworks in the garden and trapping me behind a fence of fire and explosives that my friends decided to intervene
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 2:41, More)