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I'm a bit hit and miss on the humour, more surreal or hatstand i guess

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to be a time traveller from the future, by wearing baco-foil and stopping strangers to ask what year it is with a wild look on your face.
(Sun 14th Sep 2008, 2:23, More)

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To Avoid boring repitition and energy wastage follow these simple steps:Next time you smoke a cigarette smear your lips genourously with quick setting epoxy resin.When you remove the ciggy your lips will remain permanantly pursed allowing you to both smoke and whistle with the minimum of effort.Smile smugly with your eyes as your friends gasp at how you,ve evolved.
(Sat 13th Sep 2008, 19:11, More)