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» Racist grandparents

A casual bit of racism at Easter - just what Jebus would have wanted.
One Easter we had to do the big family dinner. Gather up all the old people and sit them down for dinner, await our Easter eggs and crazy crap that was bestowed on us.
Dinner went well, with the usual discussions of what Barbara down the road had been up to - "You remember Barbara!?!" and we thought that another dinner had past quite well. That was until the TV went on.
The oldies argued over what to watch, until it was finally decided that Britain’s Got Talent was the most family friendly and interesting for all. Settling down to watch the horrific renditions of "My Heart Will Go On" and dancing dogs, we were all pleasantly surprised when a very good dancing group appeared on our TV box.
The group danced, crowd went wild and the front room all agreed that they were very good and should go through. Thinking that this day was going to end on a high note, my Nan said "They are very good dancers, especially the little one" to which my Granddad’s girlfriend piped up "Well their kind usually can dance". Stunned silence. The group that we'd just been watching was Diversity.
(Sat 29th Oct 2011, 10:50, More)

» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

A half hearted apology
Not funny but very mean - I made my boyfriend chuck out all his "junk" that had sat in boxes for two years. To him it was priceless wires and bits of computers that could be used to fix the multitude of computer and wire emergencies that might occur at anytime (we had enough wires to solve all of London's problems). To me it was all wires and shite, and I could (and never will) understand the need for 20 odd of the same wire. I will never forget him and his bin bags nearly sobbing as I stood over him to make sure everything was thrown. I on the other hand got to keep my collection of handbags - they are clearly more useful. I do feel a bit bad but not that bad.

I still get "If only you hadn't made me throw those boxes away..." when he decides to take apart all his computers/game consoles/MP3 players etc. So I am sorry, I clearly do not understand computer geeks and their wires.
(Fri 15th Aug 2008, 15:21, More)