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» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
Fountain of cess.
I work now and again as a medic at band events for young people. Basically you average night out at a gig minus the bar.
Mostly we get nippers who have a few to many shandies or whatever the young folk drink and can't stand up straight. But this girl, well she was something else.
She had managed to consume most of a normal sized bottle of Vodka neat, and a macdonalds, and the proceeded to pass out on the Sick room floor, so I dutifully placed her in the recovery position and set about getting her parents to come collect the grubby little creature.
About 10 seconds later, the girls bowels decide to fail, and due to her sprayed on jeans, the shit litterally sprayed up her back in a 12 inch fountain of shit.
And the smell, twas like satans own rim cheese.
had to throw the blanket out...
*pop* there goes the cherry.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 22:39, More)
Fountain of cess.
I work now and again as a medic at band events for young people. Basically you average night out at a gig minus the bar.
Mostly we get nippers who have a few to many shandies or whatever the young folk drink and can't stand up straight. But this girl, well she was something else.
She had managed to consume most of a normal sized bottle of Vodka neat, and a macdonalds, and the proceeded to pass out on the Sick room floor, so I dutifully placed her in the recovery position and set about getting her parents to come collect the grubby little creature.
About 10 seconds later, the girls bowels decide to fail, and due to her sprayed on jeans, the shit litterally sprayed up her back in a 12 inch fountain of shit.
And the smell, twas like satans own rim cheese.
had to throw the blanket out...
*pop* there goes the cherry.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 22:39, More)