» Creepy!

My cousin was over
and he was playing "doom", that ludicrously old video game with me, my sister and brother (roopy) watching. no sound (I dont think we had speakers). Watching him turn corner after corner through an area with strobing lights, getting slowly and slowly more tense until finally he turns a corner and screams "ARRRRRRRGHHUHHH", naturally we all defaecate. There's nothing there; he's just screwing with us.

Bastard.
(Sat 9th Apr 2011, 1:47, More)

» Narrow Escapes

My name's Struan
Which is a pretty funny name. Little did I know that if I had been born one day earlier (14th february) I would have been called Valentine.
(Thu 19th Aug 2010, 16:04, More)

» The Soundtrack of your Life

Binsaid?
About 20 times each day, the "play him off keyboard cat" theme plays in my head, whenever I drop something or trip or just fail in life
(Wed 3rd Feb 2010, 14:32, More)

» Vomit Pt2

Its a classic
Was in bed, sat up, barfed all over myself and the bedsheets, lay down, went back to sleep.

short and sweet.
it was brown and yellow :)
(Thu 7th Jan 2010, 20:26, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Unto the firey flames of hell for all eternity:
People who talk at the cinema/theatre
(Fri 1st Apr 2011, 15:33, More)