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» Unexpected Nudity
A friend
invited me around for a Chinese the other night.
Unexpected Noodle tea!
(Thu 28th May 2009, 14:22, More)
A friend
invited me around for a Chinese the other night.
Unexpected Noodle tea!
(Thu 28th May 2009, 14:22, More)
» I'm going to Hell...
My brother's fiance
asked me to help plan their wedding. She's about 3 1/2 feet shorter than my brother.
I convinced her that she needed a beautifully decorated, sanctified box to stand on during the service. "Before the eyes of God, not under them," was the key phrase there.
The last I heard from her, she was looking up "marriage boxes" on Amazon.
Maybe not enough to send me to hell, but pretty damn evil. :D
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 22:30, More)
My brother's fiance
asked me to help plan their wedding. She's about 3 1/2 feet shorter than my brother.
I convinced her that she needed a beautifully decorated, sanctified box to stand on during the service. "Before the eyes of God, not under them," was the key phrase there.
The last I heard from her, she was looking up "marriage boxes" on Amazon.
Maybe not enough to send me to hell, but pretty damn evil. :D
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 22:30, More)
» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me
Hmm..
(Long story but...) When my brother first got engaged I didn't like the fiance at all. I disliked her so much, in fact, that I did the mature thing and posted a massive rant about her on my blog, including comments about her physical appearance ("short."), intelligence ("short") and how she would ruin his life.
Unfortunately, this was on the day that my brother decided to register on to the same website, and he found my account. Rather than drop-kicking me to the nearest incinerator for slagging off his one-true-love, he stayed up all night talking to me about why I felt that way, and helped me to see the good side of his relationship.
I don't think I would have reacted that way. I really deserved to be yelled at, and he was really patient and understanding about it.
Not really funny or heartwarming, but probably the nicest reaction I've ever had to my bitchiness.
(Thu 2nd Oct 2008, 16:31, More)
Hmm..
(Long story but...) When my brother first got engaged I didn't like the fiance at all. I disliked her so much, in fact, that I did the mature thing and posted a massive rant about her on my blog, including comments about her physical appearance ("short."), intelligence ("short") and how she would ruin his life.
Unfortunately, this was on the day that my brother decided to register on to the same website, and he found my account. Rather than drop-kicking me to the nearest incinerator for slagging off his one-true-love, he stayed up all night talking to me about why I felt that way, and helped me to see the good side of his relationship.
I don't think I would have reacted that way. I really deserved to be yelled at, and he was really patient and understanding about it.
Not really funny or heartwarming, but probably the nicest reaction I've ever had to my bitchiness.
(Thu 2nd Oct 2008, 16:31, More)
» PE Lessons
Cross Country Running
Every year we were taken one one day to the park, often in the rain, and made to run around it. We started in the parking lot, which was protected by a series of concrete bollards/posts. Out of the 60 people in the class, 26 of them chose to run bollock-first into a post rather than try to run 3 miles. That was the last year we did cross-country.
(Thu 19th Nov 2009, 23:47, More)
Cross Country Running
Every year we were taken one one day to the park, often in the rain, and made to run around it. We started in the parking lot, which was protected by a series of concrete bollards/posts. Out of the 60 people in the class, 26 of them chose to run bollock-first into a post rather than try to run 3 miles. That was the last year we did cross-country.
(Thu 19th Nov 2009, 23:47, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
The Pop Industry
Dear Simon Cowell,
I'm sure that there's at least one girl out there who can hold a tune that you can sign to your record label. The problem is that you seem to be looking exclusively in strip clubs rather than in music institutions. Just because she looks good in a two-piece doesn't mean I want to listen to her singing a cover of a legendary ballad two tones flat.
Lots of love, Sivvus.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:12, More)
The Pop Industry
Dear Simon Cowell,
I'm sure that there's at least one girl out there who can hold a tune that you can sign to your record label. The problem is that you seem to be looking exclusively in strip clubs rather than in music institutions. Just because she looks good in a two-piece doesn't mean I want to listen to her singing a cover of a legendary ballad two tones flat.
Lots of love, Sivvus.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:12, More)