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» School Days
Teachers Bad Habits
"Ms A" was a newly-qualified teacher, and was still at the stage that she thought she was young and hip and 'down with the kids'.
Unfortunately, she was a rather large lady, and would waddle around the school, dressed in low cut tops and tell stories about how ratarsed she'd got the night before.
A small group of admirers soon formed, who would follow her every move, listen intently to her stories of her hip young lifestyle and stare constantly at her rather large assets.
The rest of us could see she was nothing but a lonely, desperate attention seeker, who made up these stories and would use her tits to get anything she wanted... fed up with not being taught anything other than the correct way to mix drinks (in a maths lesson), some of us decided to act:
• We stuck a very convincing "Wide Load" warning sticker, printed in the computer room to the back of her car.
• Hacked her email account and registered her on every dodgy dating/swinging/fetish site we could find.
• Printed fake business cards, advertising her services as a madam.
• Used one kid's police connections (his dad was a copper) to obtain and doctor a wanted poster, seeking information on the whereabouts of her teaching skills & qualifications.
I think we all realised we'd gone too far when badly photoshopped (produced using Corel Paint 4!) porn pics, complete with captions started to appear posted around school. A daring commando raid was undertaken to post one up in the staffroom.
Ultimatly it wasn't any of our small scale annoyances that got her - it was when the headteacher discovered she was shagging one of the sixth form. And another member of staff. In school hours. In her supply cupboard.
Classy.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 14:01, More)
Teachers Bad Habits
"Ms A" was a newly-qualified teacher, and was still at the stage that she thought she was young and hip and 'down with the kids'.
Unfortunately, she was a rather large lady, and would waddle around the school, dressed in low cut tops and tell stories about how ratarsed she'd got the night before.
A small group of admirers soon formed, who would follow her every move, listen intently to her stories of her hip young lifestyle and stare constantly at her rather large assets.
The rest of us could see she was nothing but a lonely, desperate attention seeker, who made up these stories and would use her tits to get anything she wanted... fed up with not being taught anything other than the correct way to mix drinks (in a maths lesson), some of us decided to act:
• We stuck a very convincing "Wide Load" warning sticker, printed in the computer room to the back of her car.
• Hacked her email account and registered her on every dodgy dating/swinging/fetish site we could find.
• Printed fake business cards, advertising her services as a madam.
• Used one kid's police connections (his dad was a copper) to obtain and doctor a wanted poster, seeking information on the whereabouts of her teaching skills & qualifications.
I think we all realised we'd gone too far when badly photoshopped (produced using Corel Paint 4!) porn pics, complete with captions started to appear posted around school. A daring commando raid was undertaken to post one up in the staffroom.
Ultimatly it wasn't any of our small scale annoyances that got her - it was when the headteacher discovered she was shagging one of the sixth form. And another member of staff. In school hours. In her supply cupboard.
Classy.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 14:01, More)
» Cougars and Sugar Daddies
To Miss, with love...
He's 27, she's 40...
...now that's not the weird part....
...they first met in college - she was his teacher! Aparently he was quite attracted to her but quite rightly, she couldn't respond. Two years after he left college, we find out that they've got together and are living together! Aparently they got married a few years back and have 3 kids...
'C' (who knows who he is, and is a b3ta regular)... you were always an odd bloke!
(Fri 5th Dec 2008, 9:42, More)
To Miss, with love...
He's 27, she's 40...
...now that's not the weird part....
...they first met in college - she was his teacher! Aparently he was quite attracted to her but quite rightly, she couldn't respond. Two years after he left college, we find out that they've got together and are living together! Aparently they got married a few years back and have 3 kids...
'C' (who knows who he is, and is a b3ta regular)... you were always an odd bloke!
(Fri 5th Dec 2008, 9:42, More)