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» Cringe!

50 miles of sitting with a RED FACE
In my days as a trainee accountant when I was paid fuck all, was traveling back from a job with my boss, he driving the Audi XXL whatever, he asked me about buying a home on the river here near our great metropolis of the shithole of the South East called Waterford.

I pipes up, "That's place is full of inbreds!, don't buy a home there.", previously confirmed by my brother-in-law who had just started working as a GP there.

No response from my boss............. thinking why the silence while he drives, "ding", he married his first cousin....... two kids were downs syndrome and the normal looking ones were fucked up anyway.

Long 50 miles.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 16:43, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

As a rule
when I am driving and see a good looking woman driving, walking, jogging towards me, I wave as if I know them. It drives my wife mad.
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 22:01, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Just my first list of Hates
Sky News, especially when "someone" dies.
Simon Cowell and that smug grin.
X-Factor.

But top of the list is...

Japanese porn that has pixalatted censorship, ffs, Japanese are fucking weird when it comes to porn, my Jap friend has told me that there are scat escorts in Japan who are told what to eat some hours before they are booked.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 20:15, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Apple Iphones and the Clitoris
Mongs who own the Iphones are blokes who think the swishing of fingers on the screen is like finding a clitoris, us blokes without Iphones know exactly where the clit is.
(Fri 16th Oct 2009, 20:27, More)

» Top Tips

Free Virus Software
If you can manage it on your pc/laptop do F11 full system restore when your free 60 days of software virus expires. Voila, another 60 days.
(Tue 13th Oct 2009, 7:52, More)
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